Blake of Scotland Yard video review

This will probably be my last post of the year 2011 and what better way to end the year then with a video review that has nothing to do with New Years or Celebrating!
So hear it is:

　
　
Have a fun New Years everyone! (I'm gonna have a blast editing videos and watching TV shows!)

Two Hundred and wait what?!

I not only reached the two hundred follower mark today, but I quickly passed it before I could post on it! I'm now at about 206 followers! Wow!

Sure many of those followers are people who have stopped blogging months ago and their blogs have gone dormant, but I know there is many of you still out there constantly blogging month after month! (you're the best!)

And there is new people too!

So cause I don't have new videos to post yet (and I'm saving the rest of the Ol' Timey videos for another day) and cause there's new followers who might wanna see it, I'm re posting my favourite video review that I ever did (as Bersercules). So for those of you who have seen it, sorry! For those of you who haven't, I hope you enjoy!

　
And also I just like to get the numbers up on my videos! The better the numbers are the better my chance of having my videos seen by others!

Hey! Just words.

I hope everyone had a good holiday! I did!

Though I didn't post or comment much in the last day and a half! That will change now as I will be back to posting every weekday!

I will post more old videos soon and am working on new ones as soon as I finish blogging today! So in till I see you at your blogs have a great day! (and once I see you in your blogs have an even better day!)

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Merry Christmas!

Like the title says: Merry Christmas!

My Christmas video review

Hi all you bloggers in blogger land! I hope your having a great holiday season! (I know I am!)

First of I wanna share a great post I read a couple days ago at Workingdans blog! Its a great Christmas post! Really puts you in the holiday spirit!

And here's another thing I hope puts you in the holiday spirit! A Christmas video review!
　

　
Yay! My beards back!... sorta...

And also (cause why not! Its Christmas!) Here's a funny cartoon I drew a couple weeks ago!

I hope you all have a great holiday season! I'll see you in your blogs!

Atom Age Vampire video review

Hi everyone! I'm blogging hours before I normally do for no particular reason. And I'm telling you this cause I like to have some words in my blog.

Oh wait! I do have something important to say! A whole bunch of people YeamieWaffles included are trying to get Nirvanas Teen Spirit to be number one in the UK for Christmas! And I think its something we all should strive for! So go to YeamieWaffles blog and check it out and ask him what you can do to bring Nirvana to number one for Christmas (in the UK)!

Now here's a video.

Enjoy.

Night of the Ghouls video review

Hello Bloggerland! I'm posting this quickly before I go off to read all your wonderful blogs! I'm writing this so there's something here beyond just a video!

http://youtu.be/l5-Rjbbfqhc Had to add this link instead of a video cause when I put it in the add a video section it doesn't pop up. Other videos do instead! Stupid YouTube!

Move words! Yay!

Mesa of Lost Woman video review

Hi! I'm back with another old black and white review I made along time ago! Don't worry more reviews by Bersercules are coming soon! In fact one will be up at the end of this week! Just in time for Christmas! 　

　

I'll see you at your blog!

Bulldog Drummond in Africa video review

Here's another old video review. Wow my write-ups here are so fun and full of info!

　
More words here!

Sound of Horror video review

Another day another old review of an old movie! I hope you all enjoy! This one contains me actually wearing the helmet from the background!
　

　

I'll be seeing you at your blogs very soon!

The Devil's Partner video review

Since no one asked for it here's another old black and white video review!

Pttt! Totally forgot to! Check out Marks blog at http://theramblingperson.blogspot.com/2011/12/bersercules-invasion.html
For a quick interview I did with him!

This one contains Jezzer Hora!

Cosmo Jones Crime Smasher

Hi everyone! Before I ever blogged or reviewed TV shows I use to review old black and white movies on YouTube! I'm working on new TV reviews now but in the meantime here's one of the first video reviews I ever did! (6th one to be precise! From way back in the summer of 2010!) I hope you enjoy a younger black and white me!

It's been on YouTube for over a year with only getting 38 views!

Justice League of America video review

Wow this video took over two hours to load onto YouTube! Its just under ten minutes! Crazy! I hope you all enjoy!

You know what to do!

Japanese Spider-Man video review!

Here's another video review! And a second one will be out on Thursday! I hope you all enjoy! This one is short Thursdays will be long! And cause Bart asked for a link to my YouTube page: http://www.youtube.com/user/Bersercules

Have a great day! I'll see you around in Bloggerland!

Catweazle video review.

Longer video to day! Well sorta, its three minutes long. I found this TV show on YouTube recently and I just had to make a review of it! I also published it off windows media player in a different way so this video looks better set on 720p (then 480p or 360p) in the YouTube settings at the bottom of the video.

Don't forget to help me out by Thumbing up this on YouTube and commenting on it!

Gilligan's Island video review

Here's another video review I hope you enjoy!

You know what to do!

Dino Riders Video

Yup here it is at last. The video review of the TV show Dino Riders. I hope you all enjoy!

Like always feel free to go onto YouTube and favorite comment and thumb up it!

Another video review

Another video review.

Roadkill TV movie video review

Here's another video review! I hope you all enjoy it! (and yes its from an earlier written review! Don't worry I'm working on new stuff right now!)

As always feel free to thumb up comment and favorite it on YouTube!

A Video Review (a DWei special)

Hi! Here's my second and last review of a Canadian TV show (yeah I only did two!)

So far it's the only episode I've done that is between 4-6 minutes long so I know fellow blogger DWei will like it!

But it is kinda inappropriate in some ways so if your easily offended don't watch it!

I hope you enjoy it and don't forget to thumb up, favorite and comment on it! Thanks!

RadioActive video review

Hi everybody! In case you didn't know I am Canadian. So for no real reason I will be posting reviews of Canadian TV shows this week. Here is the first one!

Feel free to thumbs up this on YouTube or favorite it or comment on it or do that other ratings thing they have on there (Your reaction)! Thanks and have a good day!

Tripping the Rift video review

Here's another short video review of a TV show (don't worry next week I will have some longer videos!)

Also feel free to thumb up the video on YouTube or subscribe to my channel! Have a good day!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Video

Hi! Today I have a short video for you all!

Have a good day! (shortest post ever!)

Captain America (the serial) review

Hi! Another video review today! I hope you all enjoy!

Like always if you can favorite comment and thumb up it that would be great! Thanks and have a good weekend!

How I Met Your Mother Video Review

Here's my video review of the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

When I put my Beverly Hillbillies review on YouTube yesterday I was disappointed that the only three screen shots I could choose from as the thumb nail picture were all shots from the show and none were of me! My ego was angered! Then today I had to laugh, not only were the three screen shots today from the episode and not of me but they were all shots of the kids sitting on the couch! Oh YouTube!

As always please comment favorite and thumb up my videos and help me get them out there! Thanks for your time!

The Beverly Hillbillies video review

Here's another quick review. I hope y'all enjoy!

Like always feel free to thumb up comment and favorite it on YouTube! Have a great day!

Dukes of Hazzard Video Review.

Today is another short review, this time about the Dukes of Hazzards TV show.

If you like it feel free to comment favorite and thumb up it on YouTube!

This is the Title, below is the post

Hi! No written review or video review today!

I am working on a bunch right now (ten short ones) then I will be making a long one of the Dino Riders review I did earlier and probably one of the Mario TV show, Biker Mice From Mars and possibly Captain Planet and He-Man.

If you have any suggestions for a show I should review please write it in the comment section bellow!

Thundarr the Video Review

Hi today's video is based on the blog I did of the TV show Thundarr the Barbarian!

If you feel like it please comment, favorite and thumb up the video! Thanks!

The Jerry Springer Review Video

Today I bring you a short video review. Tomorrow will be a long video review!

And like always if you could please comment, thumbs up and favorite the video to help me spread the word it would be much appreciated! Thank you and have a good day!

Spidey Vid Spidey Vid!

Hi everyone! Since people keep saying they like my video reviews here's a new one I just made today!

And remember if you like it and wanna help me out please thumb up it or favorite it! Thanks!

Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad video review

Long while back I reviewed the TV show Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad (wow that's a long name!) on this blog. Well I also made a video of the review!

Here it is:

　
Like with the other video review (from last week) if you have a YouTube account please feel free to thumb up the video and comment on it if you like.

Leave it to Beaver

The fifties where full of wholesome good TV shows full of fun family values!

In this show we meet the Cleavers! They're a fun caring family who's last name is Cleaver and they named their second born son Beaver.

The show is so wholesome!

The Cleavers: Named after a tool you can use to kill people, butcher people! And their kid (Beaver) named after a sex organ.

It's so wholesome!

Excellent! Fun for the whole family!

So anyway, you gotta love how the writers would sneak in weird violent/sexual subliminal messages into the show! Corrupt the kids of America subliminally! Ha ha ha!
　

Draw

Hi today instead of writing about a TV show I decided to draw a picture (some people have told me I should). So here's my picture:

It has Rouge from the X-men cause Hazel (http://pablosangel.blogspot.com/) wanted to be like her when she was a kid. The picture also has the evil Hasidic Raccoon, the archnemesis and best friend of the Hasidic Plumber (http://hasidicplumber.blogspot.com/). A stick figure like DWei (http://iamsuchaderp.blogspot.com/)'s avatar wearing a mask that looks like the avatar of Mark (http://theramblingperson.blogspot.com/). And of course Kurt Cobain who looks a lot like YeamieWaffles (http://yeamiewaffles.blogspot.com/).

My Battletoads Review (video version)

Hi! Today instead of writing a review of a TV show I thought I'd share a video I made with you. This is a video review based on the blog review I did of the battletoads TV show a couple of months ago.

If you have a Youtube account please feel free to thumb up the video and comment on it if you like.

Beavis and Butt-head

Huh huh. Huh. Cool!

Hehe he! This show rules!

Yeah Beavis and Butt-head rule! Huh huh.

He hehe, yeah. He he!

Huh they like watch stuff and talk about it. It's cool!

Yeah yeah, they make funny comments! Hehe!

Huh, they're dumb. Huh huh, their life sucks!

They suck! Suck! He he suck!

(the preceding was my interpretation of Beavis and Butt-head talking about the TV show Beavis and Butt-head.)

Millennium (the TV show)

It was a TV show from the 90's that was built around the coming millennium.

It was about an ex-FBI agent who could look at things and see them through the eyes of serial killers. (Whether it was cause he knew psychology like in the TV show Criminal Minds or cause of magical powers like in any show with magic is beyond me but who really cares?)

The focus of the show was the coming Millennium!

And what happened on the show once the Millennium happened?
No one knows, the show was canceled in the spring of 1999.

But the main character of the show did appear in an X-Files episode that takes place on Dec 31 1999. But he left before the new year was rung in so we still never see him in the new millennium.

Thundarr the Barbarian Part Two!

Here is the conclusion of the Thundarr the Barbarian review! And here is a picture that sums up the show for those of you who didn't read the first half.

So having defeated the rat men they continue on to Manhattan-er I mean Manhat! Making their way into the city they head into the subway and the woman of the group tells them about things she had read about the city. Going as far as telling Thundarr about a movie poster!

                                 (remember when places kept hanging up Jaws posters in the nineties?)

Continuing on Ookla the Mok (the big hairy guy) falls on the subway track. Cause since they're in a place they don't understand he must obviously not understand the concept of not walking off ledges.

As they wander through the train tunnel the woman is captured by an evil wizard who threatens to kill her if the others don't give him the black ball. They refuse and the wizard freezes them, but Thundarr is immune to it and not frozen, realizing the black ball makes him immune he turns down the Wizards demand and the wizard leaves. So he's okay with her being killed? Or does he know the wizards full of it? and why'd the wizard blast Thundarr if he new he would be immune? All it did was make him aware of the power he had? They're both idiots!

So now with the girl gone they give up there search of the tunnels and go back to the streets. Why? She was taken down a tunnel when kidnapped! Go down that tunnel! Why are you going back up topside?

Oh I know why! So you can go onto the street and be attacked by the wizards knights in a helicopter! (no seriously that's the only reason they have for leaving the tunnels and yes they're attacked by knights in helicopters!)

They too have lasers!

Which seems like a good idea! Give knights lasers! But as you see in the battle its not a good idea!

They just don't understand how to use projectile weapons favoring getting close to there opponents!

If you're gonna shoot at someone don't run up to point blank range and then fire!

Especially if your still gonna miss!

Thundarr then realizes that the knights are machines! Good cause if they were people I'd have been ashamed!

Hey this knight looks like hes gonna throw his laser at the hairy guy! (Stupid robot, fighting is for humans!)

They then defeat the knights and take their helicopter and head into the sky!

And as they leave we see that they were watched by the inhabitants of the city who did not know if they were friend or foe. The leader of the people is a man with a large brown beard and a lamp shade on his head.

Thundarr makes his way to the wizards base and leaves Ookla the Mok (who can't talk) to fly the helicopter as he jumps on to the wizards penthouse tower and sneaks in to save his friend! Why'd he leave him to fly it alone? This can't be good!

Thundarr fights off the villain! Well actually the girl uses magic to blind the evil wizard as Thundarr cuts the bars on the cage and they make there escape as the wizard stands around complaining of being blinded.

They make their way to a window to get to the helicopter but Ookla the Mok can't fly it over to them and instead he just smashes the control panels and screams then kicks the control panel out the nose of the helicopter causing it to crash.

I knew it was a bad idea to let him fly the helicopter!

So with no helicopter to get on to they jump out the window and land on there horses.

How'd their horses get there? Magic!

They make it back to Manhat and meet up with the inhabitants of the city and the old guy from the beginning. The wizard then makes his appearance and makes the Statue of Liberty come to life and attack our heroes!

The Statue of Liberty uses her torch as a flamethrower and blasts at the heroes! I never thought I'd say that!

The wizard asks one more time for the black ball and Thundarr gets an idea and throws it at the Statue of Liberty and in so doing destroys the black ball and the life of the statue! And with that the wizard leaves in anger.... and what if that hadn't worked? Then the wizard would have had the black ball and the statue would still be a threat! But being a kids show things always work out in the end.

And that concludes my write up on this show. My thoughts on it? Weird. Yup, that's it just: Weird.

Thunder the Barba- oops I mean ThunDARR the Barbarian

The show is about Thundarr the Barbarian who is a Conan-esk warrior who fights monsters and wizards in a world of swords and sorcery! That takes place in the year 3994.

You see back in 1994 a run away planet flew between the earth and the moon causing cosmic destruction! And our civilization is cast into ruin! (Remember when that happened? It was just after Kurt Cobain's death! We've been living in a post apocalyptic society ever since!)

And now two thousand years later the world is a savage place with sorcery! (How'd magic show up? We loose technology and magic appears? That's odd!)

So Thundarr with his magical "Sun" sword and his companions a giant beast called Ookla the Mok (who can't talk and communicates only in grunts) and a sexy woman named Ariel take it upon themselves to fight evil wizards and help people.

                                        That's right Ariel pose sexy to fulfill your role as eye candy!

The first episode starts as the trio are riding there horses through a forest, riding around crashed airplanes and jumping over abandoned cars.

So for 2000 years those things have just sat their? No one dismantled them for parts or made them into homes? Seriously?

So as they travel though the forest/garbage dump they hear the cries of a man in danger and go to help him and in so doing they save the old man from some rat people. Yeah apparently there are rat people in the future, apparently rats only need 2000 years of Earth in destruction to evolve into humanoids!

So having fought of the rat people the trio is told of the old mans mission to bring a black ball that has magical properties to some wizards who live in the city of Manhat...(tan). The trio then decides to do his quest for him and head off the the city of Manhat (tan)!

They end up at a cliff looking out over some swampland leading to the city and to get off the cliff the one lady uses her magic to make a bridge across the swamp appear- and how do we as a people loose are technological advancements and then gain magic?

Seriously? That's pretty odd!

I wonder if we throw out our computers and never used the phone or drive a car if we'd become magical? Someone out there please try this and tell me telepathically if it works!

So as they start to cross the magical plot convenient bridge they are attacked by rat people on motorcycles. No seriously, here's a picture of it.

They're also shooting lasers.

Lasers that blast out of there wooden sticks..... weird.

So humans devolved into using swords and magic and rats evolved into using science? Huh!

So a human with a magical sword and in his underwear fights the rat men on motor bikes who shoot lasers out of their wooden sticks... now I've seen everything. Heck I've seen more than everything! I've seen the future!

To be continued! The episode is not done yet (infact this is just the beginning!) I'll post the rest tommorrow! And remember if you enjoyed reading this post there's always my old posts on Superhuman Samuria Syber-Squad, Battletoads and Dino Riders to read! (they are in the August posts to the right of this post)

Recess

It's a show about kids in school during recess.

Yup, the show centers around kids playing at recess. Just recess. They're never at home or in class just at recess.

Lame.

Sure they have some great episodes with fun things happening but the fact they're only seen at recess limits the stories.

It would be like writing a blog and only talking about one thing, like movies or games or TV... oh wait.

Forget that last line.

The show is good but its limitations can be irritating.

Then I heard about a show called The Weekenders about kids during the weekend and well I never watched it!

The Honeymooners

The show is about a fat guy and his wife and their two friends.

Sounds lame. But it's not.

What makes this show special?

It's main character was the inspiration for Fred Flintstone.

Yes and no, yes it inspired the character Fred Flintstone but that's not why the show is famous.

Cause its funny?

Yes and no again, sure its funny (my favorite is when he eats cat food thinking its a fancy dinner and then he tries to sell it as a new type of dinner meal) but that's not why it's a well known show.

No what makes this show so well known and interesting is the one line often said by the husband to the wife.

That line?

"One of these days... POW! Right in the kisser! One of these days Alice, straight to the moon!"

Now for you young folks who don't understand olden day slang, I'll translate.

"One day, POW! I'm gonna punch you right in the face woman, one of these days Alice I'm gonna punch you so god damn hard you'll fly to the moon!"

Now that seems like a nice healthy relationship!

Who doesn't wanna watch a show about a guy who threatens his wife with physical violence?!

Jer-ry Jer-ry!

Today I'm here talking about a show so crazy I lose faith in humanity when ever I think about it! That show?

The Jerry Springer Show!

It's a talk show where people go on stage and discuss topics with others in front of a studio audience and they always end up arguing and fist fighting with each other while Jerry Springer watches.
　
The talk show you watch when you wanna see topics such as adultery, zoophilia, divorce, homophobia, incest, infidelity, pedophilia, pornography, prostitution, racism, strange fetishes, dwarfism and transvestism.

And no I don't watch the show enough to have seen episodes about each topic to know to write about them, I got the list off Wikipedia!

The episodes I've seen involve strippers stripping, people telling their significant other they're cheating and one where they set up a dinner table where they had a family sit and eat a thanks giving dinner that devolved into a food fight!

Some say its legit.

Some say its faked.

I say if you put a table full of food in front of people who hate each other on a stage you want them to throw the food.

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Now this is a blog all about how
Someguy named Will Smith's life got flipped and turned upside down
So I'm taking a minute, please stay right here
And I'll telling you how he became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia; Will Smith was born and raised
On the playground is where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out, maxing (what ever that is), relaxing all cool
Shooting some basketball's outside of the school building

When a couple of guys who where up to no good
Started to harass Will Smith in his neighbourhood
They had one little fight and Will's mom got scared
And told him to move to his aunt and uncle home in Bel Air

Will being a cowardly pussy listen to his mommy and ran away

He whistled for a cab and when it came near
He realized the licence plate said FRESH and since he was easily amused he named himself after the licence plate, he also liked the dice in the mirror
Then he realised its a long trip to Bel Air from Philadelphia and he shouldn't be taking a cab
But he thought nah, I'm going to a wealthy persons place and I can get them to pay for the trip, so he went off to Bel Air

He pulled up to the house after the seven or eight day trip
And yelled at the cabbie about how much they both smelled
Will then looks at his uncles house and calls dibs on it
And then made himself royalty of the land.

Oh wow! A non TV related post!

This is my first (and maybe only) non TV related post! (I'll still be saying TV in it a lot though!) I try and avoid talking about anything besides TV (and have successfully till now!) but today I have somethings to say.

One: Passed the hundred followers mark (3 weeks ago) Yay! So I'm posting about that.

Two: I got interviewed by fellow blogger the Hasidic Plumber! If you wanna see the funny interview he did with me you should be able to find it here: http://hasidicplumber.blogspot.com/  (maybe, I don't know how to link things on blogger so you might not be able to see it correctly!) It's called Nightly Chatter with your Hasidic Plumber.

Three: TV TV TV TV

Four: .... well actually there isn't a fourth thing but since I have your attention I wanna waste your time!

The X-Files

No, it's not what you think. Its a science fiction show about FBI agents, not a sexy porno.

I was all set to review something risque but, now I can't.

The shows about two FBI agents who do not have sex with each other and instead look into strange cases that don't involve sex and they never have sex with anyone...

Yeah I'm not gonna talk about it much, finding out it's not a porno has depressed me...

Hey! Maybe they made a porno spoof of it! I gotta go, bye for now!

The Flintstones

It was a cartoon show for adults and kids.

And it was full of historical inaccuracies!

Cause uneducating the world is an important thing!

The humans lived with dinosaurs and smoking is good for you!

You know, for kids!

Do any of you smoke? If so, how long have you smoked?

Bewitched

Its about a dude (Darrin Stephens) married to a woman (Samantha Stephens) who is a witch.

No not the mean manipulative type of witch, the magical kind!

So the woman is a witch with powers and her husband insists she not use her powers.

What the heck is up with some guys?

Why not have your magical wife use her magical powers? Is it an ego thing? Can't let your wife bring home a big screen TV, a new stove, or a brand new car? Does it make you feel inadequate?

Why do the only guys who get to have magical girls not want to use them to their full potential?

First its the guy in I Dream of Jeannie then its the guy here.

Well the two guys here, the actor playing the husband Darrin (Dick York) leaves the show to be replaced by another guy (Dick Sargent) who continues to play Darrin.

Wait! That's it! There both Dicks! The reason the husband never wants the wife to be powerful is cause he's a dick!

The Brady Bunch

Its a story of a lady who has three daughter and a man who has three sons and the man and lady get together and they all live together with a maid in the same house.

All in the same house.

Wow.

And how many bathrooms do they have?

Well all six kids share one bathroom. One bathroom with no toilet.

No toilet.

So were do these six kids crap?

Out the window?

In some bushes out back?

The woods?

They always talk about visiting a place called Mount Claymore. Is it a pile of poop in the backyard?

And you might be thinking it's weird I'm talking about something as trivial as a toilet but if you ever saw the show you'd realise there's nothing else to talk about.

The show is a pile of poop and there's nowhere to flush it.

Mighty Mouse

Move over Superman move over Batman, there's a new hero in town!

A rodent.

A superhero rodent.

A really strong fast rodent who can fly.

Sounds like a great idea for a show!

Mice the universally loved animal, now a savior to humanity!

Great!

So he's a mouse with superpowers, like superman.

But some questions abound!

How'd he get his powers? Radioactive cheese?

Or is he an alien from a distant planet who abandoned his planet as it was destroyed like a rodent leaving a sinking ship?

I looked everywhere for his origin and found it no where!

So if you know it tell me, if you don't know it make one up in the comment section below!

The Drew Carey Show

Its about a guy named Drew Carey, well actually Drew Allison Carey, a man with three girls names, who lives in Cleveland Ohio and works at a department store as the Assistant Director of Personnel (even though there is no director of personnel he is stuck with the title of assistant) a monotonous job which he hate, he also has three friends, a girl named Kate (that he had a crush on in high school) and two dumb asses named Oswald and Lewis (who work with him in a side business making "Buzz" Beer, a beer that has both coffee and alcohol in it [so you can drink all night and stay awake all day]). Wow that's a long sentence!

Its a great show if you like watching some fat guy get kicked in the ass by the system! He gets dumped on by his boss a mean British man named Mr. Wick, his girlfriend dumps him and all he gets is her disabled dog, his desk at work is across from the ugliest "woman" I can think of and he wins the Batmobile in a contest but loses it when he does his girlfriend in it (breaking the morality clause that comes with the Batmobile). But I guess his life ain't a total lose, I mean how many of us can say we got laid in the Batmobie! (not counting all the boys Batman picked up)

So if you wanna watch a show about the world dumping on the main character look no further than Drew Carey.

I dream of Jeannie

The show starts as an astronaut (Captain Tony Nelson) crash lands on a beach and has to wait to be rescued. As he waits he then finds a Genie in a bottle (named Jeannie!) and he gets her to help him get rescued. She makes a helicopter appear and as it lands Tony tells her she is free and can go.

And this is where it gets weird, the Genie having fallen in love with Captain Nelson (who she calls "Master") decides to follows him home then gets his fiancee to dump him and tells him how much she wants him and that she will do anything for him. Tony's response to this is that she should leave and that he doesn't want her around, but finally he lets her live at his place but makes her sleep in her bottle and tells her to never do magic and never wishes for anything. Opting to focus his life on his career.

Just think on that a moment.

Yup hot girl calling him master and wanting to fulfill his every wish (and literally can with her supernatural powers) and all he does is think about rockets ships and space.

That's a level of stupidity that is beyond all! If I had a sexy Genie at my beck and call I'd be wealthy powerful and commanding the Genie to do all sorts of fun sex acts... but maybe that's just me.

What would you guys do if a sexy genie loved you and wanted to fulfill your every wish?

Rugrats

It's a show about kids from the perspective of kids.

Or is it a show about adults from the perspective of kids?

That's the beauty of the show, you can enjoy it as an adult and a kid.

I loved the show as a kid, the crazy adventures of the kids always revolving around a lack of understanding of adults and what they mean when they say what they say, and I still love it as an adult!

The show revolves around the brave Tommy Pickle the cowardly Chuckie Finster and the grossed out twins Phil and Lil DeVille as they navigate through the conflicts sent to them by the adults and Tommy's evil cousin Angelica.

And that's all I have to say about the show cause I have no snide comments to make on the show.

Oh but I could add a funny theory I heard on the internet years ago!

The rugrats are all in Angelica's mind, Tommy was still born and that's why his dad spends all his time in the basement making kids toys, Chuckie died in the car accident with his mother which is why his dad is always on edge and the Phil and Lil were aborted and since Angelica didn't know what the sex was she imagined one of each gender.

My top 5 favorite theme songs (that have words in them)

Why Top Five? Cause I'm to lazy to do a top ten list!

Number five - Spider Man (60's version)
Great music, great action lyrics, very informitive to spideys actions!

Number four - Cheers
Very moody and sets the depresing tone for a show about a bunch of drunk fuckheads who have nothing better to do then be friends with each other.

Number three - Beverly Hillbillies
Very silly. Just like the show.

Number two (he he I said number two!) - Gilligans Island
Fun song to sing about and stops first time viewers from being confused by the fact the show has people on an island.

Number one - Mystery Science Theater 3000
Fun upbeat and breaks the forth wall to remind you not to take the show to seriously!

And those of you who devoutly follow my blog will notice each post this week made the list! (with the Dukes of Hazzard getting an honourable mention!)

MST3K

Mystery Science Theater 3000

Its a show about a man who gets shot into space by two mad scientists and is forced to watch corny movies with some robots and as they watch the movies they make mocking comments and silly jokes about the movies.

But why do they gotta be so cynical?

So insulting?

So mean?

Why do people feel the need to nit pick movies and mock them?

What kind of a pathetic loser would do that?

Oh wait, me!

I love Mystery Science Theater 3000! Its fun, entertaining, interesting and most importantly humorous!

I recommend it to anyone who's ever enjoyed watching stupid movies and mocking them!
(and if you do decide to watch an episode I recommend episode 421: Monster A Go Go as a good starting episode)

Gilligan's Island

The shows about seven cast aways trapped on an island... kinda like Lost but way more messed up with crashed planes, natives, giant spiders, a world war 2 soldier, a rock band, and a man in an ape suit!

Gilligan's Island is suppose to be a microcosm of the real world.

The Howells are the wealthy of society, ginger represents the celebrities in society, Mary Anne is the youth of the nation, the professor represents the educated of society, the skipper is the working class and Gilligan represents the... um... the crazies/criminals/high school drop outs/disabled/hobos/incompetents of our world.

Which is why the show is named after him, he represents the majority of society. We all live on Gilligan's Island, we just call it earth.

How many Gilligan's do you know?

Cheers.

What is Cheers about?

Its about a bar.

Its about a bunch of drunks.

Its about a bunch of idiots.

And I'm trying to think of something else to say about it but I'm coming up short.

What else can be said?

The bar owner likes to screw lots of broads, the bar tender is as intelligent as a bowel movement, the bar maids mean, and the patrons are liars and drunks.

The jokes are stale, the episodes are all the same and the woman look like ugly 80's trash... so at least its very realistic to most bars!

Cheers is a show best watched drunk!

Cheers is about beers... hey that rhymes!

Spider-Man (the 60's cartoon)

Spider-Man.

The show is about Spider-Man.

I remember watching the show as a kid and I have a few qualms with it.

First they reuse the same footage a lot.

Secondly some of the story's were just plain weird! Dinosaurs, underground city's, conquistadors, ice monsters, giant robots, time travel, magicians, demons, tribesmen and gods!

Thirdly it had long drawn out shots of Spider Man swinging on his web... on and on it went as if it was suppose to be the most amazing thing in the world and they had to show you as much of it as they could so you could get the full enjoyment of life from it! I'm serious! It went on longer then I'm going on about it! Some times five or six minutes would be taken up with these shots of spider man swinging through the air. Through the city, the forest, a desert! He'd swing through anything! He didn't even need his webs to attach to things! Swing past a plane! Swing above buildings! He could have swung to the moon if he'd wanted to!

Fourthly they reuse the same footage a lot. (kind of a lame joke but what can I say, its kind of a lame show.)

Fifthly (what the hell) Its kind of a lame show! I mean sure spidey's cool and all but what makes spidey cool is his failing personal life, his troubles that never go away and the fact that so much happens at once. The TV show has none of that!

And that's that. Oh and to beat a dead horse, I also hate how they reuse the same footage a lot!

The Beverly Hillbillies

Beverly Hillbillies

Its a show about a hillbilly, and no its not a precursor to the Dukes of Hazzard or Beverly Hills 90210, who finds oil in the ground of his hillbilly swampland and becomes a millionaire.

He then moves his family to the city and they clash with all the fancy snobs in California and end up doing stupid hick things with all there money! And how far does the stupidity go? Beyond them just doing stupid stuff with there cash and being confuse about modern appliances such as TVs and electric razors! The stupidity of the show is woven into the fabric of the show its self.

Just take the cast for instance.

There's Jed Clampett as the father and millionaire hillbilly, his mother an old crazy lady named Daisy May Moses, his young tomboy daughter Elle May Clampett, his nephew a young man named Jethro and his niece (and twin sister to Jethro) named Jethrine, who is played by the same actor as Jethro.

I'll let that sink in a moment.

Yup. Jethrine is a female character played by a man in drag. The same man who plays a different character in the show!

No, its not some fake thing in the show like Jethro pretends to have a sister to impress a woman or he dresses like a girl to satisfy his homo sexual tendencies.

It flat out is a different character. A fucking ugly similarly looking but completely different character.

Here's a picture.

And that's it for now, you all come back now ya hear!