Tuesday, 13 September 2011

I dream of Jeannie



The show starts as an astronaut (Captain Tony Nelson) crash lands on a beach and has to wait to be rescued. As he waits he then finds a Genie in a bottle (named Jeannie!) and he gets her to help him get rescued. She makes a helicopter appear and as it lands Tony tells her she is free and can go.

And this is where it gets weird, the Genie having fallen in love with Captain Nelson (who she calls "Master") decides to follows him home then gets his fiancee to dump him and tells him how much she wants him and that she will do anything for him. Tony's response to this is that she should leave and that he doesn't want her around, but finally he lets her live at his place but makes her sleep in her bottle and tells her to never do magic and never wishes for anything. Opting to focus his life on his career.

Just think on that a moment.

Yup hot girl calling him master and wanting to fulfill his every wish (and literally can with her supernatural powers) and all he does is think about rockets ships and space.

That's a level of stupidity that is beyond all! If I had a sexy Genie at my beck and call I'd be wealthy powerful and commanding the Genie to do all sorts of fun sex acts... but maybe that's just me.

What would you guys do if a sexy genie loved you and wanted to fulfill your every wish?

27 comments:

  1. if only this was true! I'd obv just get the genie to do everything and anything i wanted. But id also give thanks!

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  2. I will always have a crush on Jeannie!!

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  3. That was a fun tv show! good times!

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  4. I remember this TV show it was pretty good . What would i do if i had a SEXY GENIE ....LOVED ME...FULFILL...MY...EVERY .... WISH ...HHMMMM.

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  5. i know that show.... and i hate it
    when a girl like her would fullfill me any wish.... sorry, i cant post that here ;P

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  6. I don't think I can print what I'd do here...

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  7. If I had a sexy genie want to fulfill my every wish, my books would be selling like hotcakes. boosh

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  8. I agree that all sorts of sex acts would be the best options. If there was new edition of this, it would probably have something like that. But you got to admit that asking for a lot of useless stuff, would be fun too.
    Also, you asked for it. Your response earned you the right to be interviewed next (unless you don't want to).
    If you are up to it, contact me at hasidicplumber@gmail.com

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  9. I've seen this a couple of times before. Would be awesome if it could happen to me. Wish they could re-do this with me as a star actor!

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  10. There's probably some alternate porno version that would satisfy you better.

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  11. Sandwich?
    Poor Jeannie, to bad to be honest perhaps she could wish some stuff for herself.

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  12. Indeed, there's probably a porno version. A lot of old TV shows really do have a lot of creepy undertones if you read into them.

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  13. Maybe ask her to grant me a wish of calling another hot genie and then having a menage a trois with me? Damn i'm such a perv.. oh you'll get over it.

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  14. Loved this show when i was a kid.

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  15. Let's just say that I wouldn't have the moral compass that Captain Nelson has.

    In his defense though, rockets and space are pretty kick ass

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  16. Loved this!
    Check me out =) alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  17. That's so bizarre, I definitely thought he would have went with the Genie!

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  18. world war 3 with dragons and aliens, also , Nelson is gay as gay can get.

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  19. seems like a. bad movie, but would like to see that in rl seems like a. bad movie, but would like to see that in rl

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  20. Jeannie stays in my heart, forever. Reminded me of my childhoor crushes..

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  21. hahah, i guess you had a really awesome dream with her, uh?

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  22. i remember my grandma watching this all the time when i was young...i cant get into it!

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