Tuesday, 13 September 2011
I dream of Jeannie
The show starts as an astronaut (Captain Tony Nelson) crash lands on a beach and has to wait to be rescued. As he waits he then finds a Genie in a bottle (named Jeannie!) and he gets her to help him get rescued. She makes a helicopter appear and as it lands Tony tells her she is free and can go.
And this is where it gets weird, the Genie having fallen in love with Captain Nelson (who she calls "Master") decides to follows him home then gets his fiancee to dump him and tells him how much she wants him and that she will do anything for him. Tony's response to this is that she should leave and that he doesn't want her around, but finally he lets her live at his place but makes her sleep in her bottle and tells her to never do magic and never wishes for anything. Opting to focus his life on his career.
Just think on that a moment.
Yup hot girl calling him master and wanting to fulfill his every wish (and literally can with her supernatural powers) and all he does is think about rockets ships and space.
That's a level of stupidity that is beyond all! If I had a sexy Genie at my beck and call I'd be wealthy powerful and commanding the Genie to do all sorts of fun sex acts... but maybe that's just me.
What would you guys do if a sexy genie loved you and wanted to fulfill your every wish?