Tuesday, 20 November 2012

I'm not back!



Hi! I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! And as some of you know (cause I said it in my last post) I've stopped blogging to start my own business.

Well I was not able to get the loan I was hoping for, but I was able to get a job! So for the last month I've been working a minimum wage job and saving up all my money to start my own business. Unfortunately this hasn't given me much time to blog, but I am still finding time to make videos. I'm posting videos on YouTube once or twice a week!

Here's one of the videos:



Hopefully I'll be able to get back into blogging here and there over the next month or so... but it took me a long time to get around to writing this post, so who knows!

I look forward to seeing all your blogs again! Keep on blogging in the free world!!

Thursday, 13 September 2012

Hiatus

 

Hi! I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! (But you already knew that!) I said recently that I was gonna be posting two videos a week and blogging every weekday... but, well, I'm not gonna be able to do that. Sorry!

Right now I am thinking of starting my own business (a secondhand/thrift store) and am spending most of my free time reading up on how to start a business and planing out all the details and supplies I'd need to get it ready.

So I'm putting blogging on the back burner for now. So I can focus on setting up a life for myself, and getting a job that (hopefully) will last a life time! So I won't be blogging for the foreseeable future. I might stop by your blogs occationally, but I will be really busy so I may not get the chance. And yes I will miss reading all your blogs daily!

PS If you know anything about starting a business please let me know!

PPS If you have extra money and would like to invest in a business, please let me know!

PPPS If you're an uber-millionaire and wanna throw you're money around, please let me know!


Tuesday, 11 September 2012

Superman's Black Magic


Hi! I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! And today is a - you guessed it! - another Superman reivew! (This is only the beginning folks! Plenty more to come!) So what can I say about this review? Only one thing: Hail Satan!


I hope you enjoy it!

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Titano the Super-Ape



Hello everyone! Bersercules here! and ready to start the Superman comics from the 60s reviews! And boy do I start it! This first one has to be one of my favourite reviews I've ever done! Sure its egotistical to talk about liking my own reviews, but what can I say? I'm egotistical!! I think this ones up there with other such reviews as Thundarr the Barbarian, Bibleman the Six Lies of the Fibbler, the Submariner, and the Comic Book Ads from the 1940s!! So I hope you all enjoy!



Thursday, 30 August 2012

A new direction for my video reviews






One of the problems with making new reviews is finding good matterial. But I've found a solution to that problem which will take my reviews in a whole new direction!

So here is my intro video for that new direction! (Don't worry its still funny!)


I hope you enjoy!

Tuesday, 28 August 2012

Berserk Herc Bloopers!






Hi, I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! And since a bunch of you asked for it, here it is! A bloopers episode. I hope you enjoy!


Hello!

Thursday, 23 August 2012

Wicked Sin video review

Hi! I'm Bersercules the Berserk Herc!


Hey! It's Thursday! and some of you know what that means! Its video review day!! Yay!!

Here it is:


I hope you all enjoy!

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

I'm back!


Hi, I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! And I'm back! I didn't mean to be gone so long, but I had things to do, reviews to make, and better yet, a temporary job to get! So I'm working five days a week now, but that won't stop me from blogging (like it doesn't stop many of you!) I'll be blogging for two hours every weekday morning and posting (hopefully) on Tuesday and Thursday! So that means this Thursday I will be posting a video review! (one I finished weeks ago but never posted!)

So till then (and even after then) keep on bloggin' in the free world!

Oh and PS, "The Berserk Herc" blog turned one year old on August 4th! So I've been blogging for over a year now! Wow!

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Johnny Jupiter video review


Hi! I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! And today I'll be showing you a review of a TV show (wow! that's new!).


Its called what its called in the title of this post and here it is:



Enjoy!

Wednesday, 11 July 2012

The Beast That Killed Women video review... link


Hi, I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! And my review today is the movie "The Beast That Killed Women"!... which contains nudity... so I had to stick it on a blog with an 18 plus warning...

So I got my good friend Evil Bersercules to post it on his blog! To get there just click on his name in the comment section below, go to his blog, it sould be the only post there, then go to the post and watch the video. But don't do it if your not 18 or older.

I hope you enjoy! (and don't you worry all you prudes! It has nudity, but no sexual content!)

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Puttnam's Prairie Emporium reivew


 Ho ho ho! I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! And as most of you know I love Christmas! And since its about the half way point to Christmas (and cause I'm such a dork) I'm celebrating Christmas in July! For this day only!

Heres a video review semi related:


Enjoy!

Thursday, 28 June 2012

Instructional video: As Boys Grow Reviewed by Bersercules


 


Hi, I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! and all that other intro stuff and today I'll be reviewing an old instructional short called: As Boys Grow, which is about-- you know what, just watch the video! No point in me transcribing what happens there here...


 I hope you all have a great day!!

Tuesday, 26 June 2012

Title? Where we're going we don't need titles!

I like to make posts on Tuesday and Thursday...

It's Tuesday... now I can say I made a Tuesday post... infact I think this is my best work yet... greatest post ever!

I hope you all enjoyed this.

Also I've removed "Comment Moderation" from my blog. So enjoy seeing your posts appear instantly.

Thursday, 21 June 2012

Comic book ads from the 1940s


Hi, I'm Bersercules the Berserk Herc (which I'm sure you didn't know) and today I'm reviewing, exactly what the title of this post says I am.

Here's my proof:

Thursday, 14 June 2012

Bibleman Big Big Book video review

Hi! I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! And today I have a video review of the first episode of the Bibleman show! Be afraid, be very afraid!


Enjoy!

Thursday, 7 June 2012

Thundarr the Barbarian episode two review

So a long time back I made a video about the first episode of the TV show Thundarr the barbarian and since recently I've been running low on shows to do, I thought: Its time for more Thundarr!

So here it is, a review of Thundarr the Barbarian episode two:


Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Over Double 9000!!

Hi! I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! And today I'm celebrating having Over Double Nine Thousand page views on this blog!! Yay!!!



Sorry I wasn't around last week, I was working on some videos. I'm gonna start posting videos on Thursday each week and blogging about whatever every Tuesday. (Cause I don't have any old videos to fill this void like I use too!)

Quick question, there no longer seems to be a "follow" button at the top of peoples blog pages... how do I follow blogs? do I have to use the google friend connect thing?

So that's it for now, keep on blogging in the free world!

Thursday, 24 May 2012

Bibleman the Fiendish Works of Dr. Fear video review

Of course my 50th review is Bibleman... I didn't plan it that way, but that seems to be the story of my life! One of my Bibleman written reviews was also my 100th blog post!



I hope you enjoy! (I think Biblemans my archenemies!)

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

Super Cool Spectacular Post!

Hi, I'm Bersercules the Berserk Herc!


And soon I'll be posting my 50th video review. (Wow, I've made 50 video reviews over the last 2 and a half years!)

video

 (Let me know how many things you recognise!... or don't, you have free will.)


So to celebrate today I'm here to do something Jimmy Fungus (over at Jimmyfungus.com) suggested! I'm gonna rate the TVshows/Movies I've reviewed out of ten. Ten WTFs?!.

So bellow is a list of all my reviews and how many WTFs I've given them.

But first: what is a WTF? For those of you who've watched my more so recent videos you'll notice I say "Wh*t th* f*ck?!" a lot. Its those. So this out of ten list wont be how good a TVshow or Movie is (or even how bad it is) It'll be about how WTF?!ish the TVshow or Movie was! Weather the WTF's are good, bad or downright silly! I'm rating the movies/shows based on their confusingness! Confused? Good!


So here they are, the WTF ratings:






Oh and here's the last of my ol' black and white reviews:


Oddly enough it has a top five list in it.

And that's it for now! Tune in on Thursday for my 50th review!



Thursday, 17 May 2012

Bibleman Defeating the Shadow of Doubt video review

Hi, I'm Bersercules the Berserk Herc! And recently I found more digital copies of the Bibleman shows, so of course I made another video review!

This is it here:


Enjoy!

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Plan 9 from Outer Space review

Hi! Another day, another post, another black and white movie review.






Enjoy!... or don't, you have free will.

Monday, 7 May 2012

Victory isn't mine!

Hi! I'm Bersercules, the Defeated Herc. Last week me and Anne (from Anne's attic) had a competition to see which of her posts would be better, hot Irish woman, or "hot" Irish men. I thought the lovely ladies of Ireland would prevail... I was wrong!

Anne is victorious, and is henceforth, the master of the universe!

Here's a picture showing that.


Congrats on winning Anne! You're our leader/master now, use your powers wisely!


Monday, 30 April 2012

The Battle Begins



Last week Anne (from Anne's Attic) posted pictures of "hunky" Irish men on her blog and Anne was over joyed that she had gotten more page views on that post then any other post she had made! But being the provocative bastard I am, I said she'd get more views posting hot Irish woman!! Cause lets face it, she would!

So the battle lines are drawn, the competition begins, and tomorrow (Tuesday) she will post pics of Irish woman and we will figure out who is right and who is wrong!

Thursday, 26 April 2012

Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills video review

Long time ago, someone requested I do this show, but I forgot who (sorry). Hope you all enjoy the show (who's name I'm not gonna retype cause its too damn long!)



Hope you enjoy!

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Topper Returns video review

Here's another of my earlier reviews. It's my third review and is the last of the long reviews! And its the longest one of the long reviews! Four parts! (oh my!)



I hope you enjoy!

Thursday, 19 April 2012

The Great Skycopter Rescue review

Hi! I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! and today I'll be reviewing a movie (yeah yeah I know I normally review TV shows but hey, who really cares!) called The Great Skycopter Rescue! Wow what a fun lovin' adventurey type film this must be!


Here's me with the tape! Yep just another flimsy excuse to put a picture of me in my blog!
So the movie starts off with shot after shot of still pictures of flying machines in sepia tone...

 

Wow! Pink Panther opening credits eat your heart out!


Wow! Screw car chases and explosions! This is where its at! Can you imagine a whole opening sequence of shot after shot of pictures like this! I bet you wish I made this is to a video review!

So after the credits to end all credits end we are then treated to a shot of bikers hanging around in the dark complaining about the national inflation...


Cause if there's one thing bikers hate it's a financial inflation! and that leads to the leader of the bikers making a phone call to another thing bikers hate! A radio DJ!...



... who is... um... wearing an astronaut costume?... what the heck!? Why is he in an astronaut costume?! Is this some kind of weird wacky movie? or is this a subtle joke I don't get?

Anyway the Astronaut/DiscJockey exchanges insults with the Bikers Gang Leader and then the movie turns to the next day where we see a grocery store is having its grand opening with the help of a country music band and the Astronaut DJ!


So they're promoting their grocery stores grand opening with cowboys and astronauts? Geepers! Those are two genres that go great together!

And nothing says food like cowboys and astronauts!

And I get why he's wearing his costume now, its for public appearances, but why was he wearing it last night while on the radio?

So our space cowboy here does his fun DJ talk for the crowd and gets them all exited about the stores opening (wow people in small towns get exited easily!) and then some girls jump up on stage to fawn all over him... small town girls have low standards... small town America here I come!

 
Is he the gangster of love?

And while all that is happening the biker gang is busy planting dynamite under his van. So as the "event" (if you can even call it that) ends our SpaceCowboy/GansterOfLove/RadioDiscJockey leaves the young girls behind and heads off alone to who knows where in his van!

Well the bikers know where, they've set a trap for him! While driving down a road he is waved to the side by a hot girl, who tells him her car is on fire and her "friend" is trapped inside, when he rushes over to the car on fire to help the "friend" the bikers blow up his van and the explosion knocks him into a ditch!

There's most of the movies budget! up in smoke!

The bikers ride off laughing and a guy in a small plane sees the smoke and goes to investigate.

The small, small plane, pilot meets up with our space DJ and they exchange silly banter and stupid insults in standard buddy comedy fashion, oh cool! They're like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid! But with a space motif!

Snoop Flyskey and the Dumbass Kid: In Space!

Anyway our bland-namic duo quickly becomes friends as the pilot asks the spaceman back to his place for some beer!

The SpaceMan Jim agrees and they fly off in his plane!


Back to his place...


... which is full of empty beer cans......


... where they sit on a couch and drink beer.

So as they sit and drink and share their life stories! we find out that the small guy is a self employed plane maker, who owns an airfield, and through visual cues we see that he is as much an avid drinker as he is an avid flier!

Our DJ SpaceMan then heads back to his radio show and


... um, so is he just always wearing that space suit? What the heck?! This is the second time he's been DJing with the outfit on! Whats the point of a gimmick like that if your on the radio?

Whats next? a guy dressed as a superhero called "Electric Weany"?



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... 


...


...


yes!



and now a radio host dressed up as a superhero!... they know its just radio and not TV right?

They know people can't see them when they're on the air right? and they could just pretend they're in those costumes and no one would know? Right? They know that right?

Geepers who else is gonna be in this film?

The professor?!! What the heck?!

How'd he get off the island!?!

Make me a skycopter out of coconuts please!

And now back to our heroes who are sitting on a couch drinking beer... again...

and one of them is shirtless...

Where is this going?

The shirtless man then makes his new friend an offer to join him in his skycopter business and to move into his house with him so they can both work and live together and the Space DJ agrees!

When are these two just gonna admit it and get out of the closet?

Anyway they then try out our mini pilots knew invention, the skycopter, as we're treated to a long drawn out shot of them flying around in it.

The scene is like this picture... 
if you were to stare at it for minutes at a time.

So then SpaceMan Dink borrows flyboys car and drives to the radio station and quits his secure well paying job as a radio disc jockey to become a skycopter pilot for some yokel who makes his own planes.

Every mans dreams!

And as he drives back to his new residence he is attacked by the bike gang as they pelt his car with chains!

ahh remember the days when biker gangs had 
nothing better to do then to hassle disc jockeys!

So with the bikers assault over he goes to his new place and chats with his friend on the couch awhile


and then they go out and fly around

ahh what great angles they have for this movie!

and now with their flying done they go back to the couch


Fly, couch, fly, couch! Geepers! if they had a flying couch they'd never have to stop drinking beers!

So any way since that was just a couch sitting scene we now move on to the next scene, which is, you guessed it, a flying scene!


After flying around they change it up a bit and go in to a soda shop


and then they see two young girls and go and hit on them

ahh the 70's, when you could fly your skycopter around all day 
then go to a soda shop and pick up two big breasted girls!


So being the 70's they take the girls to a disco and disco dance all night long!



(I'll save you from a visual of that!)



We now head over to the villain of this movie who has found out the town our main characters live in, is on oil rich land and devises a scheme in which he hires bikers to harass the people of the town so they'll wanna sell their land to him and to avoid interference he pays off the sheriff!

The next day as the skycopter duo flies around they meet a third skycopter pilot who turns out to be a girl one of them knows, and as dialogue explaining this happens, the scene changes from landing skycopters to a river scene with the two guys naked in the water and splashing around with the clothed female!

When are those two dudes just gonna give 
up hanging out with girls and be a couple?

And its at this point the bikers make their move on the town as they start to harass people in a drive in restaurant!

They dump milk shakes on people, smash their cars, grope girls and even stealing from a Gilligan looking kid!


They even punch out the manager!

Say hello to my little ice cream cone!

They then take a girl out of her car and rip her top off exposing her bare breasts!


WHAT THE HECK!?!

I thought this was suppose to be a fun kids type movie! with cool explosions, funny costumes, cool cameos and wacky characters! Not some sexual assault filled movie!

The biker then hands the girl, with her breasts out, over to another of his men and tells him to take her around the corner and do what ever he wants with her!


And now theres implied rape?! Geepers! This is killing the fun buzz I had! 

I'm all for titties and sex but implied rape and forced nudity in a fun kids-type movie is just going to far!

How the heck does a movie with tons of sexy woman never getting naked, a cameo from the cast of Gilligan's Island, lots of fun light hearted characters and silly and goofy costumes then have forced nudity and implied rape!

Its like this movie is raping my mind!!


Then one of the big breasted girls from the soda shop scene makes an appearance as she witnesses whats going on and goes and tells the sheriff, finding him indifferent, she tells him she's going to the next town to get their sheriff and he then tries to stop her and ends up in a car chase with her that ends in her driving off a cliff! She crawls from the car before it blows up but the sheriff thinks she's still in it and is dead and he then smiles happily to himself...


I know hes being paid to let this stuff happen, but how corrupt must he be to be totally okay with killing innocent people!

This movie has taken a really dark turn!

Our skycopter trio then sees the wreck and goes to investigate, finding the girl she tells them her story as the bikers continue their siege of the town.


If only John McClane was on vacation in this town! or Paul Kersey was passing through town! they'd teach these punks a lesson! But no such luck! I guess its all up to these two skycopter flying, beer drinking, dumbasses to save the day!


So to make a long movie short, our high flying duo fly around in their skycopters, gather up some fellow fliers, make lots of bombs, then fly around town dropping bombs on the bikers (and killing them) and blowing up the sheriffs car and saving the town!

 (Wow, what a blood bath for an ending! This is quite the change of pace from the funny costumed DJs!)

... and then go disco dancing!

So that's it, its now the end!