One of the problems with making new reviews is finding good matterial. But I've found a solution to that problem which will take my reviews in a whole new direction!
So here is my intro video for that new direction! (Don't worry its still funny!)
I hope you enjoy!
Secret Gaydom fueled ALL the old comics, Berserk Herc! ALL of them.
ReplyDeleteI think you're almost completely right! But Wonder Woman (who always tied up her villains, who are mostly woman) was made by a man (who had two wives!). So some old comics are fueled by horney weird straight men!!
DeleteWell what man doesn't fantasize about a strong sexy scantily clad woman tying up and punishing other strong sexy scantily clad women?
DeleteOther than that though, yeah there's lot of undercover gay going on in comics. So many bulging speedos...
The only men I can think of that wouldn't fantasize about strong scantily clad woman tying eachother up are gay men... and they have other heroes they can watch instead! Robin gets tied up a lot in the TV show!! He also lives with an older man!!
DeleteSuperman was an overpowered sack of faeces but I come for the humour Bersercules and you are the funny one!
ReplyDeleteI agree with you about Superman! And I'm glad you enjoy my humour! Some of my funniest (in my opinion) reviews are comming up!!
DeleteWell, things haven't changed all that much from the 60's for Superman...except now he doesn't wear underwear on the outside. And Jimmy totally is a Dick Hunter. Married mermaids are required to clean underwater houses just to keep their surname. Married mermaids who refuse to clean are referred to as "Daryl Hannahs."
ReplyDeleteAt least he finally figured out how to wear those undreoos! But I think Jimmy has always been a Dick Hunter! Do you think Married Mermaids was there houses with wet towels or dry towels?
DeleteIn any of these episodes of the comic, did an evil funny man played by Richard Pryor try to kill Superman, and then did Superman almost get killed by a robot built by the guy from "The Man from U.N.C.L.E."? Probably not. Anyway, I am a little bit surprised to hear that it is possible to run out of stupid movies to review. I always thought there was an endless supply of those around.
ReplyDeleteNo that never happened in a comic book... but I think I saw it in a movie!
DeleteIt not that there are not good bad movies to review its just that searching for one, finding a didgital copy and watching it to see if its even good/bad enough takes time and with the Superman reviews every story I read is worth a review!
That's it, it's now the end. Good lord that's some huge ball of crazy you've stumbled into right there.
ReplyDeleteYep! Its the biggest ball of crazy in the world!!
DeleteI liked the underwear on the outside.
ReplyDeleteSo do I!
DeleteYes Bersecules! I love this idea haha, you know that I'm a huge, avid comics fan although I prefer Marvel over DC, I love this concept haha and just like you it's still funny, great video man!
ReplyDeleteI too prefer Marvel over DC! Thats why I'm reviewing DC over Marvel!!
DeleteDid you get a haircut? You look very suave.
ReplyDeleteThe mermaids have awesome outfits.
xo
Yep I got a hair cut and its even started to grow back cause this video was filmed two or so weeks ago!!
DeleteMermaids always have the best clothing!
yep, did you get a haircut? It looks nice :)
ReplyDeleteYes I did! Thanks!
DeleteWow, the Kryptonians have GOT to stop jetisoning their young into space!
ReplyDeleteI know eh! Child services needs to be called!
DeleteYou know this should be good. Mainly because you seem super passionate about it :D
ReplyDeleteThanks, glad you think so! I too think it will be better when I'm Super passionate about the subject!
DeleteIt's almost amazing how much curly moustaches has become a sign that someone is evil. I remember some things about really old Superman comics but I had no idea it was THAT messed up and weird. Dick Hunter is the greatest name ever. Supergirl is Supermans cousin? I actually didn't know her origins. If you can marry your cousins in Metropolis then I want to live there.
ReplyDeleteIt all started in those old black and white movies from the 1920! Crazy mustache men tying woman to tracks!
DeleteThat's only the beginning of what is weird! How the stories play out is the weirdest part of the Superman 60s comics!
Change your name to Dick Hunter the Rambling Person!
Yep they were cousins! But I think they re invented the character in the 80s and now she's not his cousin!
Why do you wanna live where you can marry your cousins? Do you have Super hot cousins? Cause I think its legal in the south of the USA!!
I guess we can be thankful they didn't try and breed Superman and Supergirl to repopulate though I have no real idea why not. Superman kept whining his entire race was dead, when the way to bring them back was right next to him in a short skirt. I don't really have attractive cousins, it's mostly a Simpsons reference. The founder of Shelbyville did it because Jebbadiah Springfield wouldn't allow him to marry his cousins so he said he didn't want to live in a town where he couldn't marry his cousin and made his own.
DeleteI remember that Simpsons episode! It was very funny! Good reference!
DeleteIn the old Superman comics Superman has a bottle city full of people from his home world, he has krypto the super dog from his home world, the criminals in the phantom zone from his own world and tons and tons of animals/monsters from his own world! And Supergirl and her Super cat! (yes she has a Super Pussy!!)
So in the 1960s Superman isn't the last survivor of Krypton! Not even close!!
Yeah, but he'd have to have sex on a planet with a red sun. Because, if he ejaculated (in a girl) on a planet with a yellow sun, he'd blast her through the wall.
DeleteThis is a sad, sad thing that I know the difference between a red and yellow sun.
Well, besides the color.
It makes me think Superman is a Super-Virgin!
DeleteThere was a big hoopla at the time about the DC and Marvel Superheroes being gay and secretly promoting homosexuality. Seriously it was an issue. The name Dick Hunter might lend credence to that though. But that really should have been dispelled by the whole inbred cousin thing. But then again it's set in America and they fuck goats, so anything goes!!!
ReplyDeleteRight on! And I think many gay people work/ed at DC or Marvel and probably were secretly promoting being gay! And maybe some gays who never fit in at school who instead read comic books alone got inspired by the costumes!!
DeleteSuper Goat!
They made the same accusations about Sir Conan Doyle and Sherlock and Watson. The new BBC series play off of that a bit and it's really rather cute when they do.
DeleteThey also said it about Robin Hood and his merry men, and the purple teletubby!!
DeleteGoats aren't so baaaddddddddddddddd.
Delete;-)
If I remember right, one of DC's superheroes is now openly gay. I THINK it's "Golden Age Green Lantern" (whatever the frik that means).
DeleteCan you imagine if they selected "Golden Age Flash"?
THAT would have been hysterical.
He'd be Flashing all the Golden age seniors!!
DeleteHaha, always nice to see things a little changed up.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear! I hope you enjoy!
DeleteDon't look up Smallville fanfiction. There are tons of Superman/Lex Luther stories. Which is kind of horrifying.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't stick with the mainstream comics. There are tons of obscure superheroes with even more messed up stories!
Actually I'll just be reviewing all the old 60s comics cause I love reading them so much!
DeleteMy favourite Superhero is either The Pro, who is a prostitute Superhero, or The Flying Fuck, who doesn't give a flying f*ck!
Superman is the most boring superhero every, he has those spandex undies in a bunch way too tightly. LMAO Dick Hunter does sound a bit gay hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteSuperman might be boring but what happens around him is definitely not!!
DeleteReally? You're letting me comment on your blog? Sweet! Thanks for this high honour!
ReplyDeletewell if this isn't spam I don't know what is! Shame on you phlegm phlagm tam!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Bersercules, my comment will be less spammy. You know you are free to comment on my blog anytime!
ReplyDeleteOh of course, the comment about the review! How thoughtless of me!
DeleteIt was good. The end.
Just kidding! It was great!
What? I watched it, I swear! How else would I know that it was thought that Superman was once in love with a mermaid? But then the mermaid married a merman and that they are now just friends? I mean really, do I look like a comic book junkie?
And this concludes my not-so-spam comment!
Excellent not spam comment! I hope you enjoy my not spam responce!
DeleteWhat? I read your comment! How else would I know that you mention Superman being in love with a mermaid?! Do I look psychic?!
So he's obsessed with the letter 'L', doesn't want to marry and keeps life sized dolls of his close friends?
ReplyDelete...worrying
The 60's were crazy!
He was the Michael Jackson of his day.
DeleteSuperman was the original Super-Nerd!
DeleteGreat review.
ReplyDeleteWhen I read these, I thought Lana Lang was much more preferable to Lois (because she had a butch hairdo with blue hair) or Lori (because she smelled like fish).
This is probably why I never spoke to girls much in my early teens.
I always thought that the "Superman's Pal" angle was a little homo-erotic. But, then the revelation of "Dick Hunter" convinced me (I had repressed that memory).
Finally, Lex Luthor was a girl pretending to be a bald man. Maybe HE should have been called "Dick Hunter."
I think they all should be called Dick Hunter, even the girls cause they seem desprate for marrage!! I agree, Supermans Pal, is probably code for something else!!
DeleteI went there and it's all in Vietnamese. Which is all Greek to me.
ReplyDeleteOne last question before I go (I really need to do something constructive):
ReplyDeleteDoes your shirt have an 'R' on it in reference to Archie Andrews' Riverdale High School?
Like the difference between suns, it's REALLY sad that I know THAT!
Okay, time to go look at pictures of naked girls
(Mrs. Penwasser is out so I can't see the real thing).
No when I reviewed the comic ads from the 1940s there was a character called Captain Tootsie who had a giant T on his shirt, so I put a giant R (for Reviewer) on my shirt and called myself "Captain Reviewer"! And now I'm wearing the R again cause Superman has an S on his chest.
DeleteDon't forget to go look at naked pictures of that girl who played Lois Lane in the TV show Lois and Clark the New Adventures of Superman!!
did you get a hair cut? looks sharp.
ReplyDeleteYes I did, glad you like it!
DeleteGood change!
ReplyDeleteThanks!
DeleteI'm starting to think Superman might of been named Richard Hunter.
ReplyDeleteIt might be his Super-Secret identity!!
Deletei like the change. looking forward for more!
ReplyDeleteGlad you like it, hope you enjoy!!
DeleteI like the change, keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteThanks, I hope you enjoy!
DeleteDick Hunter is now my new alias
ReplyDeletelol! Good luck Mr. Hunter!
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