I put words under my blog title cause I'm such a cool dude!
LMAO and you always make it look so seamless. Hopefully no virgin ears are in hearing distance haha and even fecking up saying the lines backwards, that takes talent!
Why thank you! And the only virgin's I hope hear this are the dirty kind!... do they even exist? Yep, screwing up lines backwards is difficult! Only me an Yoda can do it!!
"Fucking A I'm high!" That was worth the viewing. Also, I'd buy an audio book of you reading shoddily crafted erotica...no I wouldn't, but I think it would be hilarious to hear you read My Little Pony slash fiction.
Glad it was worth your while!... hmmm maybe I should read out My Little Pony slash fiction!!
You know you DO look like you're conducting an orchestra. There's a lot of My Little Pony slashfiction, and I've read some of it, and yes, it would be great to hear you read it. Don't judge me, it was full of gore and I heard so many bad things about it I had to read it for myself. I don't think I'll ever get tired of you screaming "FUCK!"
Okay its a definite!! I will read My Little Pony slash fiction!! Mark, find me some and email it to me!! (I'll add some "f*ck"s om there too!
Hahahahahahaha! Bloop on, buddy, bloop on.
Thanks! I will continue to bloop on in the free world!!
I love how you don't actually have any bloopers so you have to make your own haha, this is funny stuff dude. My favourite thing was how angry you would get after making mistakes. I feel like my virgin ears are missing something though haha, not sure what it is yet.
At least the made up mistakes are fun!! I'm sure your virgin ears have heard a lot! Its your virgin eyes that haven't been hurt!!
Hey.. I was actually smiling for the real bloopers! And if not for the constant fucks, I'd put this video on for my little cousin. He'd throw a laughter fit.
I do tend to appeal to childish immiture people.
Thank you for doing this my Evil Nemesis!! And guess what, I just got a phone call from James Lipton of the Actors Studio and he wants to have you on his program! He said he's never seen an actor whose "process" is as alarming as yours and he feels that his students could benefit from your wisdom and experience with fucking up!! I told him you'd do it, but that, as your fake manager, I get 10 percent of your fee. And I sent a copy of this vid to the people at Bloomsbury Publishing and after hearing you do an audio read of that erotic book the had this to say "Fuck Stephen Fry. We want this guy to redo the Harry Potter audio books." As your fake manager I'm asking for 20 percent of your fee on that.And as your fake manager, I've already told the people at the Academy Awards that you'll be unable to attend next year (they won't let you across the border after that drug reference), I'll be accepting the award on your behalf.
isn't it the best having Annzie as agent :)))
Yes it is DEZMOND. I'd have paid her 30% to be my agent but she's willing to work for way less, so thats cool!And Anne, don't forget if I go to the Actors Studio I want a bowl of green M&Ms waiting for me there, a change of socks, and a painting of a lepricon! I can't be on a program if I don't have new socks, a belly full of green M&Ms and have just looked at a picture of a lepricon!!As for the Harry Potter books, I think Harry should have a scottish accent and Dumbldorf should have an 80s surfboarders accent! Make sure they know that!!Yeah the Oscars to phalic for me, if there's an award shaped like a vagina let me know! I'd wanna win that!!
I shall make an award shaped like a vagina and you shall win it.Green M&M's, lepricon and socks. James say, "Will do"With the referendum for Scotland to leave the UK the Scottish accent, might be a hard sell!
Yay! (I wonder what the award will be called?) Scotlands trying to leave the UK? Wow! They realize they'll still be right next to them through right? It reminds me when Quebec tried to leave Canada! (vote was 49%-51%!!)
what? You paid her to be your agent???Strange, she paid me to be my agent :PPPP
But I figure you get what you pay for!
"Fucking retarded and creepy"
Thanks! I try my best!
Yeah... That rage sound exactly like me after a bad round of Starcraft. ._.
Yeah reviewing movies/TVshows is a lot like playing a video game! (I'd hate to think what its like to review a video game!!)
fair play that's one of the funniest vids I've seen in a while
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Wow! I haven't seen that much tongue action since that unfortunate episode with the beagle, a jar of peanut butter, and my p...ooops, I've said too much already.Nothing to see here. Move along.
Yeah, I hate when a beagle knocks a jar of peanut butter all over your pendulum. Very annoying! And don't be ashamed to have had a peanut butter covered pendulum! It happens to everyone now and then!!
Glad you enjoyed!
I am very curious how many takes per video it usually takes you
It use to take me 3-6 takes for longer lines, but now I read through the script (out loud to myself) the night before I film, and when I film I only say my lines once or twice (with the occational thrid time!) So it pays to practise!With this new method I am now able to make more reviews per week cause I take less time editing out the mess ups when I'm in the editing process!
Lol! I'm impressed by your perseverance. I'd have probably given up!
Thanks! I do like to perserver!
Even your bad material is still funny.
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!
It works, I like it.
Glad you enjoyed it!
It would be cool if when you read the script backwards it contained back masked Satanic messages like in "Stairway to Heaven."
I wonder what would happen if I played my video reviews backwards? Maybe there are some "Satanic messages" already in there!
bleh... i was going to say more but..blehhh. haha love it. bleeahh gaaahhhhhhhhh!
I was laughing my ass on--*blehp*I Laughed my ass off at this brooper--*blehp*Aw hell, this blooper reel was hilarious!
Glad you hated- -blehp!Glad you biked it!-blehp!Glad you liked it! -blehp!Wait what was wrong with that last one?! Aww hell, I'm really really glad you enjoyed it!
Glad you FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- in' enjoyed it!
How could I have missed the bloopers? This was awesome! You are one dedicated Canadian! I was going to work a "bleh" into my comment but everybody else beat me to it! But there is always room for a "What the fuck!?" As in what the fuck is wrong with people copying each others comments?
I almost missed your comment! I'm glad you enjoyed the bloopers! I don't know, what the f*ck is wrong with people copying eachother comments? oops! I just did it myself! WTF!?