Thursday, 28 June 2012

Instructional video: As Boys Grow Reviewed by Bersercules


 


Hi, I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! and all that other intro stuff and today I'll be reviewing an old instructional short called: As Boys Grow, which is about-- you know what, just watch the video! No point in me transcribing what happens there here...


 I hope you all have a great day!!

37 comments:

  1. Wow, this is a great review to return to Bersecules, seriously made me laugh man.

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  2. LMAO the cat got too flustered as his snip snip made him jealous. Nice fight there at the end too hahaha

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    1. cheers for Berserc making the cat all green from envy :)

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  3. I remember that video. I say if a guy is carrying around the diagram of a penis, Chris Hansen must be notified. LOL.

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  4. i remember this stuff, i liked it for reasons i cannot understand now

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  5. That was awkward. Kinda surprised it didn't speak about abstinence though. Or suppressing urges. I mean it's creepy but it might have actually been instructional back then.

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  6. You seem to be a little fixated on this section. It's a hard subject to say the least and everyone (at least in this country) get's embarrassed when they try to imagine their kids going through what they did. I'm not defending the video, but kids are very curious about things they perceive they aren't supposed to know about. True story, when I was in Kindergarten I had figured out that the penis goes in the vagina, but I thought it was pee that got them pregnant. I've already been giving this thought and my son is only 8 months old!

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  7. I actually wish I'd gotten to see some of these crazy ass instructional videos. Some were just full of batshit insanity like a gym teacher who spies on young boys in the locker room. Fun and disturbing fact; I've never had a wet dream. I think if those kids were asking me questions like that I'd beat the shit out of them and tell them to talk to their parents. I'd be really freaked out if my kid came home from school and said their gym teacher taught them all about masturbation and sex.

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  8. I wonder how these young boys were duped into appearing in this ridiculous video. Did they perhaps have acting aspirations and think this would be a first step to the big time... like maybe a guest appearance on "Leave it to Beaver"?? Welp... looks like THAT didn't work out.

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  9. Oh wow they were actually more open in the 40's than my high school was in the 00s. I thought all videos back then used stupid safe version words, and sped up lectures.

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  10. was that Sandusky from Penn State?

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  11. Not only does he spy on these kids but he gets it on camera and different camera angles at that.

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  12. It's slightly better sex ed than I remember getting. On the other hand, it's much, much creepier.

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  13. That was slightly hilarious. In a rather disturbing way. So much so that it makes me want to both cry and laugh at the same time.

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  14. Wet Dream Guy sounds a little like Mr. Rogers, which makes it even creepier, doesn't it?

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  15. From now on whenever anyone asks me a question at work, I'm going to say "Maybe a diagram will help" and pull out that picture!

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  16. LOL~ omg this is hilarious! that's one creepy gym teacher. well in high school we had this lecture in our biology class. everyone had this awkward look on their faces LOL~


    thanks for the good laugh! Have a great day berc! ^_^

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  17. Hahaha. Loved your last punch line, "ask your gym teacher" his name doesn't need to Sandusky.
    So, it not only girls who talk about cramps and periods, guys talk about ejaculation.

    Should I see placard vagina and placard penis coitus instruction was erotic? You could use that for all ED medication commercials.

    Seeing this creepy video black and white makes it extra creepy

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  18. Those who can't, teach.
    Those who can't teach, teach gym.
    At least they get whistles.

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  19. Whistles that they blow.
    There's a sick joke there.

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  20. Was Wet Dream kid the same one that wanted to shave his baby smooth face? I sense some deep rooted issues in the making here...

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  21. lmfao, thats all i have to say. haha

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  22. I loved your tags!!!

    I'm so glad you did the actual reenactment of sexual intercourse instead of seeing what the gym teacher had to offer. Now I know how to explain it to MY kids!

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  23. That video reminded me of my old uncomfortable sex ed classes in Elementary... ._.

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  24. Love your blog. Following.

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  25. My new favorite Bersercules line "That's a vagina What have I been fucking all these years" (My question mark key isn't working for some reason.

    I can't believe they talked about ejaculation, masturbation and wet dreams back then and ignored blowjobs. Maybe that was left to the older brothers as well.

    If there's one of these instructional vids for girls out there can you post it. It would be a hoot to see.

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  26. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such instructional shorts as "Nocturnal Emission Impossible" and "Don't Touch Me There!".

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  27. Those are some of the worst drawings ever. I love how the 'penis' looks like a balloon animal with a kink in it. Mine doesn't look anything like that! Am I broken??

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  28. That is really funny, great content here!

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  29. You had me at "What is a Cleveland Steamer?".

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  30. sup herk... long time no see...

    thats some good shit as always... keep it up man :D

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  31. OMG HAHA MOST AWKWARD EDUCATIONAL VIDEO EVER

    This makes me wish I had recorded our 6th grade "sex ed" session with Sister Clara and Sister Mary....

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  32. So, what you're saying is that if I stop jacking off 40 times a day, I'll start having wet dreams?

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  33. I don't giggle like that during sex!

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