Ho ho ho! I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! And as most of you know I love Christmas! And since its about the half way point to Christmas (and cause I'm such a dork) I'm celebrating Christmas in July! For this day only!
Heres a video review semi related:
Enjoy!
I dont think you should do any kids shows, some parents might find the language inappropriate for young viewers!
ReplyDeleteWay to fly those horns to christmas toad!
You might be right about the kids show thing... but I wont know till I try it!!
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I love this Bersecules, it is incredibly random haha but I think that's what makes your posts so good, great review as always man.
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed the randomness of this review!
DeleteWith that type of spirit you'll have kids lining up to sit on your knee in no time, but you might scare them and leave wet spots on your knee too hahaha and who knew santa could cut a rug.
ReplyDeleteI hadn't thought of that! I'll have to scare the kids into pissing there pants BEFORE they sit on my lap!!
DeleteWe're in at the same time! Whoohooo.
ReplyDeleteI would love to see a Berserk Herc bloopers show. Is there any way you could do that (question mark).
The things you have on your walls are so cute and really you are still a little kid Bersercules. And that feckin' clown suit scares the hell out of me and now you've made it into Satan. Also I want a Canadian Mistletoe, the hand-puppet and the talking dear head for Christmas please.
These old shows that are unique to your culture and are particular to a period of history are great even if they are kinda crappy. We had Wanderly Wagon and it was really crappy but it places you in the history of your young years and seems fantastic. I don't think you can find that one on YouTube. The other staple is The Late Late Show which is still running but it's been on since the year I was born so it's epic. I can still get it for free from RTE's website but I get it a week late. I don't care, it's a piece of home and I love it.
Let's not take so long to post together next time!!!
Same time, different time zone!
DeleteI was planing on saving all the greatest bloopers I ever did, but usually my bloopers are me screwing up then resaying the line quickly and thats it. Only a few times do I say a funny line after a screw up, or swear. But it would be hard to track them all down now! I usually have about an hour of fotage after I make each review and with over fifty reviews that would be days of none stop searching!!
Also the question mark thing happened to me once, I think you might have hit Ctrl Shift or something. I know hitting Ctrl Shift on the right side of your computer can give you weird è È marks and hitting Ctrl Shift on the left side restores it.
I am forever young.
I'm glad that one show from your childhood is still going! Thats pretty cool! I wonder if theres any Wanderly Wagon episodes out there, I'd like to see it!
We wont take so long to post together next time!!
I just read all your comments and it looks like we'd all love to see a bloopers reel. I can see why you'd not be able to do it. But you could do a fake one and we'd laugh our arses off at it. Your girlfriend has been in some of your reviews and you could have her take part in your blooper reel.
DeleteI checked Amaon and they have the first season but it's coded for Region 2 and won't play in the States or in Canada which really pisses me off because I'd love to have it and let my daughter see how lame her mothers childhood really was. (the letter in the alphabet after the letter Y is also broken on my computer)
If I make bloopers from now on, I'll save them up. I'd love to have my girlfriend in my videos more but she doesn't like being in them all the time... she barely likes being in them ever!
DeleteI don't know for sure but computers might be able to play other region DVDs. You might be able to burn it on to your computer and watch it there.
Y? <--- ha ha ha! Look what I can type!!!
wait wut lolol
ReplyDeleteSANTA FTW..
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Right on!
Deletethat was funny, throw snow by hand, christmas in July is like Christmas in christmaslands like Australia and New Zealand ie Christmas in hot hot hot summer.
ReplyDeleteThat stuff buffalo is creeper than taxidermy one.
"Dont piss on me and show me your asshole" I am reminded of someone, are you too?
Christmas in the hot hot summer?! That would be real weird!
Deletedon't tell me the clip is the only Christmas gift we get????
ReplyDeleteOkay I wont tell you... but you are right.
DeleteNow I know what I want for Christmas , I want that Christmas album.
ReplyDeleteMe too! I wanna hear Frosty the Hitman!
Deletelol. thats entertainment :)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad it entertained you!
DeleteI would have enjoyed that show but would also have loved the bloopers, it reminded me of work!
ReplyDeleteYeah, swearing is fun!
DeleteI like how this show works out. Talking to the producer.. having Santa be redundant, all that nice stuff. Lol.
ReplyDeleteYeah it sure was one awesome show! I hope they put the episodes on DVD one day so I can watch them all!
DeleteI do love the Santa suit, and it's nice to celebrate Christmas in July. Do you actually have bloopers? It is kind of quirky that there's a hand puppet who is actually a hand puppet. Plus the fake snow was quite fun. I love that they break the forth wall like that. It was sounding like a campy and fun show and then all of a sudden, there's a zombie cow. That would be kind of freaky. I love your kids show, I'd totally show it to my kids. I don't think I ever actually made Christmas lists. They're promoting using tantrums to get what you want? But throwing a tantrum is probably classed as a bad deed, which would get you nothing. I really like the sound of the Christmas album, Christmas Toad sounded so damn awesome. I want that album. I really do. It'd have been cool if you could borrow a big titted girl just for one appearance. You know we have all this shit about copyright lately, but no one has ever asked Santa about using his image. The poor bastard. That is one tiny fricken tree. I think it was more that Santa was an alcoholic that was the reason she didn't believe in Santa. Though it's kind of dark how she said "smelling like one of daddies friends." All the Santas made me seriously confused.
ReplyDeleteChristmas Toad is a seriously epic song. We should start a campaign to get it to Christmas number 1. I wonder what the people of the future would think of the TV shows you review if your reviews were the last surviving copies of them.
I was seriously rocking out to CHRISTMAS TOAD. CHRISTMAS TOAD.
I technically have bloopers, but most are not so funny and to find them all I'd have to sort through over 50 hours of footage!
DeleteI've always wanted my own kids show!
I think if that album did exist it would be a classic album!
I WISH I KNEW A BIG TITTED GIRL!!!!
You're right, Christmas Toad needs to be number one!!
Now I've got Christmas Toad re stuck in my head!
Christmas in July? Madness!
ReplyDeleteYep, thats the Berserk Herc way!
DeleteOH CHRISTMAS TOOOOOOAD...OHH CHRISTMAS TOOOOOAD.. I have to say, Bersercules, you really are a tough reviewer. If I am ever famous and powerful enough to make movies and/or TV Shows, I will make sure to give you bit parts (at least bit parts) in all of them, to make sure I get good reviews. In a way it's kind of depressing to watch these shows and movies from 20 years ago, preaching against commercialism, and corporate greed, only to see things have gotten a Gorillion times worse since then. I tell you what Christmas means to me in 2012: Mobs of crazed shoppers still hung over from Thanksgiving dinner, literally killing each other at Walmart to save $50 on a big screeen TV. I consider myself a Christian (and I guess you are a Satanist now??) but if they ever conclusively prove my Christian religion is false, perhaps in a twisted way it will be a good thing, because we can abolish the abomination that is Christmas! (Oh what am I thinking, they would probably just turn Dec 25th into a celebration of Kim Kardashian's boobs, or something like that).
ReplyDeleteForget giving me a bit part, I better just write and direct the movies for you!
DeleteYeah commercialism started getting big in the 40's and has been growing ever since. One day it might be so bad we'll wish it was like it is now just so it wouldn't be as bad!!
I'm so glad I no longer give or recieve gifts on Christmas! No Christmas shoping for me! Last time I was in a store near Christmas was in 2007 when I worked in a store!!
Even if no one belived in Christianity people would still celebrate Christmas! I'm an athiest and I love Christmas! I love getting together with my family and watching Christmas movies with my girlfriend! I love dressing up as Santa and reviewing Christmas movies!
So Christmas will probably be around forever. I even read somewhere that Pagans celebrated the Winter solstise around Christmas time, even before Christ was born! So celebrating at the beginning of winter just seems to be something that people like to do!
First up on the agenda: "Head Stuck in the Sink: The Motion Picture." You can direct it. Nellie Vaughn also wants to be in it. I'm not making this up...just ask her.
DeleteYou get the cast and crew together, I'll start envisioning camera angles and character developement!
DeleteThis will be big!!
Christmas Toad! I'm so making that my new ring tone!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a great idea!
Deleteyou look sorta like a grown up billy blodgett
ReplyDeleteThis show looks frikkin' awesome. And who said Canada is known only for hockey, maple syrup, and people not hating it? They have hand puppets, too!
ReplyDeleteOh you crazy Canuck.
ReplyDeletelol a christmas post on independence day... what? why?
ReplyDeleteEvery time I watch your videos now, all I can think is how you've been with your girlfriend for many years, and all sorts of other things that most girls like even more than chocolate. Yeah, I read your comment on Jimmy's blog. It's really quite beautiful.
ReplyDeleteChristmas Toad. Ah yes, I lost my virginity to that song. Good times, good times.
I really should start celebrating Christmas in Canada.
Must be an Australians, it's winter, therefore Christmassy?
ReplyDeleteI dunno.
I wonder if Tenacious D would do a cover of Christmas Toad? That'd be awesome!
ReplyDeleteI would like to also put in my request for a Bersercules Bloopers Reel...
Haha, yes. Nice Santa outfit.
ReplyDeleteCelebrating X-mas in July... is that a fact? Well, to each his own. ;) Fancy an Easter egg?
ReplyDeleteYou know, I have no idea what that first show you cliped was but I had that image burned in my head during the whole video. Hand puppet polar bear, producer, breaking 4th walls, they aint nothing compared to that.. game show?
ReplyDeleteThe clip of the girl in the game show is a clip from my video review of the Canadian TV show "Gutterball Alley"
DeleteHeres the link to the review:
http://bersercules.blogspot.ca/2011/11/video-review-dwei-special.html
@Everyone Thanks for commenting everyone! I always enjoy reading your comments!
ReplyDeleteI just got your comment. Does this mean that you're going to be posting sometime soon. I hope so because I miss you man, I really, really miss you.
ReplyDeleteI have to say, I would watch a bloopers show from you. You don't have any Bill O'Reilly-style tirades, do you? (Fuck it, we'll do it live!)
ReplyDeleteOh, and as long as I get presents and good food, I'll be happy to celebrate Christmas any time of year.
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Yay for Christmas in July!!! :D
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm pretty sure a Bersercules Bloopers episode would be all sorts of awesome.
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