Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Johnny Jupiter video review


Hi! I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! And today I'll be showing you a review of a TV show (wow! that's new!).


Its called what its called in the title of this post and here it is:



Enjoy!

58 comments:

  1. I've never heard of this TV show before. Nice review.

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    1. Thanks! Yeah its an obscure show for obvious reasons!

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  2. "You'd better not be watching me you fucked up puppets," cracked me up haha, this review is amazing man, only in a children's show could someone work for free and not even question it, that's so ridiculous.

    When the canned laughter came out I started laughing for ages haha and your lines about the no smoking sign actually nearly killed me, there was something so deadpan and hilarious about it, this is awesome. The testimonials are now playing and I feel like I'm dying with laughter while typing this, why don't your videos get like 1,000,000,000 views or something?

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    1. Awesome comment!!

      Glad you enjoyed the video! I missed your comments when you were gone!

      I wish I could even get a millionth of that in views! As for why I don't get the views, its cause how youtube sets up the searches! People basically have to be looking for the show I review, find my video in the side bar, like the screen image enough to click on the video and watch it! And those that do that are most likely people who liked what they are looking for and they don't like my negitive review on it and it peves them off and they leave.

      I guess I'll live in the oblivion of obscurity.

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  3. Drugs are bad for you brother. Good lord in heaven this show was terrible.

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    1. Yep drugs are bad... just like the show.

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  4. Yeah you did reck the whole episode, thanks alot and ass fucking? Geez those aliens really got him going. That just looks sooo bad. I think I have enough porducts haha

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    1. Glad I could wreck the show for you! Alway glad to help!

      You can never have enough Berserk Herc products!!

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  5. I'm glad I don't live on that planet you mentioned !!!
    Where the guy whispered in that other guys ear, you killed me with your line.

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    1. Yep, it would be one messed up planet to live on!

      Glad you liked that line. (said in same quite voice)

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  6. Way to score creepy points here o_o

    I like the life size puppets. I think the stupidity of it makes it a little funny.

    Also, you should've had an actual Berserc Herc product. Just in case someone fell for it, you know?

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    1. Thanks! I always try my best to be as creepy as posible! (okay okay, I hold back a lot!)

      I think the stupidity of it makes it scary!!

      I do have an actual Berserk Herc product! Myself, this blog, and that box with the picture on it! There all up for sale! I have ads in my blog, I'll do personal ads for stuff if paid (and the product is good), and that empty box with the picture on it is for sale at the cheap price of: Whatever my video views stats are at converted to dollars! So at this exact moment: $3,912.00

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  7. i wish ther was more 1 episode tv shows, that would be good tv rite ther.

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    1. Yep it would! Especially the really crap shows!

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  8. You're back! Yeeehaaaaa!!!!!

    I ordered my Berserk Herc products and I can't wait for my free pair of pants. At first I was uncertain about whether I wanted these products but then that retarded guy gave his testimonial and I was sold. And then the bonus is the side-effects. The diarrhea will be great when I'm constipated.

    That show did blow though. After watching this you can see why the comedy of Lenny Bruce was such a giant leap forward. The gags were so predictable. You could see what was coming before the real professor showed up. Tugging on the real beard, saw it coming a mile away. It is fun to see things like this though because you can appreciate the advances in graphics and film in a relatively short period of time. And it also shows how much simpler things were back then.

    It's such a treat when you come back dude and I miss goofing with you when you're gone. I wasn't going to log on today and now I'm glad I did.

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    1. Yep I'm back! And the rest of me is here too!

      Glad to hear you got ripped off by--- I mean that you got Berserk Herc products! You'll love that pair of pants that comes with them! (just wash them ten times before wearing... and maybe use lots and lots of bleech!) Thanks for the info! I'm promoting that retarded guy to vice president for his work!! Don't forget the other lovely side effects! Finding dumb sh*t funny will make it easier to enjoy my videos!

      I agree the show was slooow. And thats one of the reasons I love old black and white TV shows and movies and shorts and serials! Cause it really shows how things have changed! But not just like you pointed out with better graphics and more complex stories! I notice other things, in older movies theres more likely to be dangerous stunts, interesting camera angles, wide shots with lots going on in them all at once, and actors who look more like real/average people then "hot/hunky/sexy" actor/actresses of the present day. So its some good some bad! But that TV show is ALL bad!... which is good in a way!

      I'm glad you logged on too! Its always fun goofing off on blogger with you!!

      I'm putting together somesort of bloopers thing soon, but I still haven't watched that girls instructional video!

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    2. About the dangerous stunts. Do you remember Buster Keaton. That guy did some really dangerous stunts and it was great. I didn't think about the cinematic end of things with the camera angles and wide shots. But yeah the actors looked more like everyday people. That was before all the plastic surgery shit came around.

      I'm glad to hear that you're working on that blooper reel. That's going to be great fun and I think all of us will get a big kick out of it.

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    3. I just checked out a Buster Keaton video and your right he did some dangerous things! Recently I've been watching old Three Stooges shorts and thats why I've been reminded of all the stunts people would do! Last night I saw Larry take a fall of a pile of lugauge that was stacked on top of a car! It was about the distance of one story! and he fell right on the ground face first in one long camera shot so when he got up you knew it was him and not a stunt man!

      I hate plastic surgery... exept boob jobs...

      I hope the blooper real doesn't disappoint. But I just finished it now and its good, but not great. But then again I know what happens so that might be why.

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  9. Good grief! How does a show get cancelled after only one episode in the 1950's?? What were there...like 2 whole channels to watch back then? Sheesh. So, the robot aptly named "Reject" successfully makes a trip halfway across the Milky Way galaxy all the way from Jupiter, but can't figure out how to work a slide projector?? Uhhh...ok! I do like the name Johnny Jupiter though. If I would have known about this earlier, I would have named myself Jimmy Jupiter! Towards the end of the video with all the costume changes, it finally dawned on my that you are always wearing the same green shirt in most of your video reviews. When you switched clothes, I barely recognized you.

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    1. I think it was a pilot episode that never got picked up. Theres actually a few one episode shows! Even the Three Stooges had a one episode TV show!

      Reject was shot to Earth by Johnny Jupiter thats probably why he made it... but then again, the fact that Johnny Jupiter used a reject robot instead of a good one makes me surprized Reject made it to Earth!

      Actually since your from Earth (I assume) your name would be Jimmy Earth!

      Yeah the green shirt became my standard shirt during my first Christmas video. I'd used it before (Thundarr) but mostly a blue or brown shirt, I stopped using the blue and brown shirt when I realized that they wern't showing up well in the youtube videos! When I record stuff with my camera the image is clean and nice, when I publish it on my computer it gets worse and when I put it on youtube it gets even worse! So I didn't realize at first how invisible my body looked in the videos with the darker shirts.

      I also styled my hair different! That changes my appearence! I'm like a ninja! Master of desguise! You'll never see me coming!

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    2. See? The Three Stooges again. Maybe I really SHOULD watch that movie....

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    3. "You'll never see me coming"
      That's what she said.
      Okay, down to my actual comment....

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    4. I really WILL watch that movie!!

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  10. I guess you had to be a guy from Jupiter to know TVs are in fact radios. You're obviously not from Jupiter. Hahahaha M&Ms... you're right: WTF. It should've been Coca Cola. Those stupid Jupiterians. I also loved it when two actors are having an intimate conversation NOT looking at each other. Here's my behind... now you go and talk to it. I can tell you know very little about the way nerds dream, my friend. They always combine romantic notions with spaceships when fantasizing about going into outer space. Hello! I sure hope your beard isn't fake, professor B. Must be a hypnotizing beard, too, for suddenly no one except the viewers recognizes the guy wearing the hat. I need to get me one of those.

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    1. I must admit I didn't know TVs were radios! I guess since they only can recieve and not transmite I didn't put that together! Thanks for the knowledge!
      But he wasn't mixing romantic notions with spaceships! He didn't say he wanted to walk down the aisle of the first spaceship to outerspace and get married! He just wanted to be walkng down an aisle in the first spaceship to outerspace. No romantic sentements at all!
      Yeah I wish my real beard was as a magical hypnotizing beard too! That would be so cool!

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  11. P.S. I happen to know some earthlings who can make reality fuck up, alright.

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  12. Your hair looks a little different but I'm glad the beard is making a comeback. If this is a black and white show from the 50's that only had one episode doesn't this count as an Old Timey Review? I find it awesome that the "aliens" who are totally not puppets themselves said "Oh, what a huge disappointment." I can't believe you were able to open a gateway to another dimension too. I knew product placement was big but I didn't know it was that blatantly obvious. It's nice to know M&Ms are in space too. "At least they're both thinking about riding rockets" That my friend is an epic line. What happened after you said "I hate it when people interrupt to the show"? It looked like you were expecting something, and I was expecting some kind of interruption myself. If I knew someone that thought money isn't everything, I'd try to get them to do shit for free. Ernest's facial reactions really did fit those words, plus he was being felt up at the time. I could spot the statue. It was in the top right corner, but you could only see the bottom. OH FUCKING GOD YOU IN THE SHOWER. MY DAY IS MADE. Having a robot called Reject, who is literally a reject, is like having a kid and calling it Accident. Where he got the wrong slides from is quite a good question. I think it could be that he is so shit, he breaks reality. Maybe you should experiment with canned laughter, it didn't get old at all. I loved the ad too. I want to buy Berserc Herc products even though I still really have no idea at all what the fuck they are or do.

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    1. My hair is different cause its growing longer and longer and I don't have the cash to get a hair cut. My beards growing longer so it matches my hair.
      It technically could be an old timey review, But like the Captain American Serial review I made it a Berserk Herc review just cause its easier to not set up the background-- actually though I love the Ol' Timey review I just don't like going back and forth. His channels pretty much dead...
      Yeah the alien special effects are pretty cool eh?
      I'm a master scientist! Opening dementional doors is childs play!
      Thats how ads use to be! Almost part of the show!
      I hate it when people interupt the show then pause... is so you focus on me and realize: I'm interupting the show all the time and am therefor a hypocrate!
      I don't think money is everything. I did a guest post for you for free!
      You see the statue? Are you magical?!
      I'm glad you liked my shower scene!
      Good point on the name Reject! A kid called Accident!? Crazy and funny! (and mean!) all in one!!
      Thats the point I was making with the slides! He actually makes reality mess its self up!
      Maybe I should use canned laughter! (ha ha ha ha!)
      I'm using written laughter now! (ha ha ha!) I think this is going well! (ha ha ha!)
      Glad you liked the ad! And if your unsure of what it is, just order now (you'll also receive a free pair of pants!)

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  13. A show from the 50's that was canceled after one episode!?! Leave it to Beaver lasted for years and it was terrible! Then I watched your review. I can't believe this show exists. But at least it gave us Berserc Herc Puppet Theater. Also, "Unwanted Pile of Garbage" is my mom's pet name for me...and things just got sad.

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    1. I wonder what would have happened is Leave it to Beaver got canceled after one show and this one lasted for years! Would people make pop culture references to Johnny and Ernests relationship? Would working in a crumby store and being a sceintist be the standard to what all familys want? Would parents keep there kids in wholes in the wall? like puppets? Would your mothers pet name for you be common for most kids growing up? I wonder what kind of world it would be?

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  14. Pay no attention to my reply to a comment above. Okay, you can go check it out after reading this.
    Those Jupiter puppets make Kukla, Fran, and Ollie look like Masterpiece Theater.'
    Oh, wait, this comment kinda sucks. Go check out my replies to your reply to Jimmy Fungus. They may be better than this.

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    1. Ha ha ha! Tough luck to you! I read them first and even commented on one of them! before reading this!
      I just looked up Kukla Fran and Ollie and I think I'll watch that someday too! (maybe even review it!)
      Your comment might suck but my responce to it is supercool!

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  15. Man you just DEMOLISHED that show...

    I can hear it whimpering from here.

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    1. I do like to tell it like it is! Glad you can hear its whimpering!

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  16. A candy ad on Saturn? Talk abot a sell out planet

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    1. I know eh? And people say selling out is bad on Earth!

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    1. Thanks! (if you're refering to my review!)
      What?! (if you're refering to the actual show!)

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  18. Another sterling review! Consider me leaning through the computer screen to give you a high five :D

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    1. Glad you enjoyed it! I return the high five through the computer screen!

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  19. There was something creepy about that old man whispering in that kid's ear. And since when did M&M's start putting giant letters on planets? What the fuck!?

    You really slaughtered this one!

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    1. Next thing you know they're be a ad on the moon so when you look to the moon you'll see a giant ad looking back!

      Glad you enjoyed it!

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    2. It's only a matter of time! I can easily see this happening! Everything is commercialized these days!

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  20. can't possibly see why that show failed.
    -___-

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    1. I know eh? Guy talking to alien/puppets sounds like a sure fire hit! And why it didn't win an Emmy is just insane!

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  21. Ugh, my laptop is being stupid and wouldn't load the entire video for me.

    Though from what I saw, those are some really high tech puppets they're using.

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  22. Damn it. I should have watched this review before jacking off with my curtains open. Now those puppets saw me draining the one-eyed snake.

    Hilarious review! I died laughing at the whisper part. Then I came --buy Chiz Snacks, now-- back to life and finished watching the rest of this brilliant review.

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  23. He's whispering because he doesn't want those damned space puppets to hear. You can't trust puppets in outer space. You just can't.

    Awesome review. Very funny.

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  24. Why did I feel like punching him in the face?

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  25. horrible box-like lifeforms.

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  26. It's crying out to be re-dubbed

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  27. Bersercules, your blog posts are becoming so few and far between, I am becoming fearful I will miss your next video. We need to set up something akin to the Bat Signal to warn me when your next video is out. The Bersercules Signal... or something like that.

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  28. Hey you, I wanted to say you're missed out here on the blogosphere! So when you come back you can't say "they forgot all about me" because we didn't

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  29. I really like the post and the entire blog man. I love the berk herc show or whatever you called it. Success to you my friend.

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  30. I don't know what to say. Nice.

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  31. Nice show.
    Going to subscribe.

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