Hi, I'm Bersercules, the Berserk Herc! And my review today is the movie "The Beast That Killed Women"!... which contains nudity... so I had to stick it on a blog with an 18 plus warning...
So I got my good friend Evil Bersercules to post it on his blog! To get there just click on his name in the comment section below, go to his blog, it sould be the only post there, then go to the post and watch the video. But don't do it if your not 18 or older.
I hope you enjoy! (and don't you worry all you prudes! It has nudity, but no sexual content!)
I'm the link he is talking about in this post!
ReplyDeleteYou really do have an evil twin? I'll have to watch the review later but I'll make sure to do it. You should have had Evil Berserecules review it too. It could be The Berserc Herc After Dark.
ReplyDeleteWith all the swearing and mean comments I think the regular Berserk Herc Show is also the after dark version! Its just that this one video also has boobies!!
DeleteNaa he doesn't have a twin, Bersercules is just a pathetic loser who likes to pretend he does so he seems cooler!
DeleteLmao, evil Bersecules really made me laugh. That guy looks like a right bad ass too, I'm seriously not going to mess with him. Going to go to watch the video now, well Evil Bersecules video, not sweet, gentle, nice Bersecules' video.
ReplyDeleteI hope you enjoy the video! (and yeah I'm so sweet and gentle all the time ain't I!)
DeleteI am the rightest bad ass ever! Glad you see that YeamieWaffles!
DeleteHey Bersercules, you suck!
That evil twin is back? He came from bibleman right? haha
ReplyDeleteI can't remember, all my old reviews become a blur!
DeleteActually I came from my mothers stumic, but thats another story!
DeleteThat's a lota boobs, and pho masturbation scenes. I'm not sure our relationship was ready for this Bersercules
ReplyDeleteA relationship with me should always be ready for that! That's just the kind of guy I am!
DeleteBersercules is and always has been one giant boob!
DeleteHahaha I really enjoyed that review
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear it!
DeleteBrilliant review.
ReplyDeleteThanks!
DeleteYou're evil twin isn't nearly as handsome as you Bersercules. I left him a comment but I can't leave without talking to you.
ReplyDeleteHey I like the way you've got the toons on your right side bar to link to your reviews. I'm betting The Great Skycopter Rescue Review gets the most hits. And I want to see what you draw for this film. Just remember to make those boobies pointy!
Also I'm working on painting up figures for all of my blogger buddies and I have one for you http://www.darkswordminiatures.com/mainwebsite_html/gallery/GRRMline_5042_Eddard.htm
It's from George RR Marin's Game of Thrones and Martin designed the figures himself. I've already got the figure and I think it looks like you!! I'm working on 3 right now for other people, then I have you planned in the next batch of 3. I have to do the mouse for the competition first too.
I know, nice is better then evil! Left him a comment? hmm I'm jealous! I hope you left me a longer comment then him!
DeleteIf I do draw a picture for this link, I will make the boobies pointy! (I like pointy!)
Sweet! I checked out the figurine! He looks awesome (and a lot like me!) I can't wait to see the finished product!!
HEYY!!!! you said you thought I was better looking! AAARRGGGG!!
DeleteI'm not talking to you anymore Anne!
(sob sob sob)
NO I'M NOT CRYING!! I AM A MAN!!!
Now whos the loser Evil Bersercules! ha ha ha ha!
DeleteI was messing with your Evil Twin Bersercules. How could he think I like him better than you. There's no way, no way in hell.....
DeleteHa ha! I read your post on my review first! So now I know your trying to play us against eachother! You shale fail! We're already against eachother!!
DeleteWe're both onto you now Anne! You just want us both don't you!
DeleteThat would be one hell of a threesome!
you know you could just.. make another blog? you didn't really NEED another account but.. well okay. It's cool. Heading over.
ReplyDeleteBersercules was too dumb to think of that!
DeleteActually I did know that.
DeleteBut since you can't make money off a 18+ blog I didn't know if having one 18+ and one not would mean I couldn't have any ads on either. So I erred on the side of caution!
we do approve of nudity all the time!
ReplyDeleteNudity rules!
DeleteThe one thing that brings the world together is nudity!
DeleteI wish I had an evil twin. I'll have to check the video when I get home from work.
ReplyDeleteI hope you enjoy!
DeleteWTF!!?? They start the film with the husband and wife sleeping in separate beds like a 1950's episode of "I Love Lucy"... this in a movie overflowing with full frontal nudity from beginning to end??? I think I can explain the bad acting on the male side. They were the kids from the "As Boys Grow" instructional video, all grown up. The women were probably a bunch of random bimbos the director, and producers of the film wanted to sleep with. If there was a director, or producer... maybe someone just accidentally left their camera rolling at a nudist resort for the mentally challenged.
ReplyDeleteWelp, I didn't know whether to comment here, or on the other blog, so I just left comments on both.
lol at the "As Boys Grow" line! I think you might be right! (I hope you are, other wise there's a lot more crappy actors out there!)
DeleteIf you ever make a movie (and get me to direct) we'll need lots of random bimbos! We don't need plot or story or good actors or sensible diolague if we got random bimbos!!
If its true that they left the camera at a nudist colony rolling and thats what they got, I feel sad! Most people can talk better in real life then those women did! (Even mentally challenged people!)
Commenting on both is good. I'll respond on both too!
Hey Jimmy if you come back here and read this, Evil Bersercules's comment on your comment is below Adams comment, cause Evil Bersercules is an idiot and doesn't know how to comment on comments properly!
DeleteYou can tell the movie is based on fiction. Camps like that aren't full of young attractive girls. At least not in America. No, their main demographic are really old people.
ReplyDeleteYou're right about that! And boy do I wish that movie was full of old ladies!!
DeleteIts sad that hot girls don't like to go nude as much as old people do!
DeleteMaybe the the two beds are for them when they have nudist company over!? I'd love Lucy if she were naked in that show!!
ReplyDeleteIf the guys were from the "As Boys Grow" video, I wonder where the girls were from? "As Girls Go Nude"?!
Commenting on both is good, it be differnet if you had two blogs and commented on each comment with each blog... thats just sad.
Whoops! this comment is in responce to Jimmy Fungus's comment!
DeleteI guess I don't understand commenting! lol I be dumb!
lol you're an idiot Evil Bersercules!
DeleteOh Evil Bersercules...I do that all the time. I just copy the comment, delete it, and then paste it into the proper comment box, and publish it. Though this is not your blog but good Bersercules' blog, I understand why you could not do that.
DeleteActually Evil Bersercules didn't do that cause he's a fool!
Deletei shall keep an eye out for nipples.
ReplyDeleteOh you'll have no trouble spotting them! They're everywhere!!
DeleteI'm over 18!! I can click, I can click :) :) :)
ReplyDeleteWill you be IDing me????
DeleteI don't believe you're over 18! The computer robots will be IDing you! Well actually a page that asks you if your 18 or older will be IDing you... which isn't much, you could easily lie if you were under 18.
DeleteAre you trying to say that I'm capable of lying? Hmph, that's poppycock!!!
DeletePeople do crazy things to see my videos!
DeleteA guy interviewing a guy who's relaying what and interviewer discusses with the guy he was interviewing... Inception.
ReplyDeleteI love how a majority of the movie was just improve. The director was too hypnotized by all the boobs to know when to end the scene.
Hilarious review!
Blow a Rainbow? Thats a cool blog name!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you enjoyed my review! And yeah I'll check out your blog!
Huh, I never saw Inception. Did it have tons of nudity too?
ReplyDeleteI guess the best beginner movies for directors are nudity movies, cause then if you don't know how to end a scene at least there's nudity in the scene!
I know I'd be hypnotized to by all the nudity if I was the director! You wouldn't believe how long it took me to write that review!!
Glad you enjoyd!
Nah, unfortunately there is no nudity in Inception, but it is about jumping inside of a dream to get within a dream of that dream and further delve into the dream by going into another dream... or something. The guy being interviewed by an interviewr while relaying an interview being perform within an interview kind of reminded me of it.
DeleteI have a headache now.
Nudity is the best way to go, though. The guy who directed the 3rd Harry Potter movie was a porn director.
I wish the third Harry Potter movie was a porno!
DeleteSo should I watch Inception, or have you tell me about someone else telling you about it all through my neighbours dream, that I will listen to through his aunts blog about dreams?
Darn! Now I have a headache too!
BLOW a RAINBOW?
ReplyDeleteIs that like El SOCIO?
Or more like COMSTUL MEESE?
" THE BEAST THAT KILLES WOMEN"?
Is he with " SIMON the BEAST".
I'll tell you why we're asking.
It's about OLAH- IRA.
" PREHOLO 95"?
That's with ZOANDO .
And they got a load of " SNEKSS 9"!
Say HYJO"!
You know, beasts and " FUCKBOYZ".
I don't know what to say to this comment.
DeleteBersercules.
ReplyDeleteYou are with Jeb Bush?
He's the pedophile into Jestocco and with Rocky in Jezdynamite?
This is why IRONICUS MAXIMUS blog talks about Mitt Romney.
He's Utah and into KKK and AK's.
It's all tied to Syria.
And Coles- Ross- Bunn- Tillmann- Ball- all trying to save their " asses" in something you call
" NSYSTERM 2"?
Why don't you cut the " BAULSHET" and talk about ONO- LADD- JAGGER.
That's what everyone else is doing with DASSAULT.
I still don't know what to say to this comment.
DeleteHave you seen how many DJ'S they got spinning CHUMATO?
ReplyDeleteDJAND.
DJAN.
DJUND.
DJ MAYO.
DJ KIBBLEANDBITS.
DJ MP.
" Lotsa Rocunrol".
And , Harry Potter employs the top spinner for Teslagun - Chesslaress.
That would be RGCYCHO 6.
He's got " Metal Csoport"!
This is the weirdest comment yet! AWESOME!
DeleteI think BERSERC HERC should talk about LESLIE CARON & DEMI MOORE.
ReplyDeleteThey're with ERIC NAKED VIKING?
Thats an interesting idea. Demi Moore is very hot! But I'd probably just end up talking about her chest! It's FANTASTIC!! Maybe I should review her chest?!
Deletefull of nudity? plot unimportant, sign me up.
ReplyDeletealso, those awesome 60's curves
If you like that then this is the movie for you!
DeleteYour use of an evil alter ego is inspired.
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it!
DeleteNice pic of you!
ReplyDeleteNice comment!
DeleteHAHAHA xD
ReplyDeleteI love the inaccurate nudists with their weird pointy triangle boobies and their clothes!
ReplyDeleteAlso, FYI, the image of you masturbating furiously while glaring into the camera is burned into my brain for eternity, so... thanks for that.
You're welcome! I'm glad you enjoyed it! 0_O
DeleteOh boy. 18+. How scandalous.
ReplyDelete:) Ha, "The Beast that Killed Women?" All we need to do is watch the evening news for that!
ReplyDeleteBut the news isn't full of nudity!
DeleteNice blog, digging your friend's blog too.
ReplyDeletelol
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I want you to come and Guest Vlog for me! I love yer vids. Soo cute! Email me gillian@homemakers-sa.co.za
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