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Awful vid as usual but your review is brilliant as ever and my crotch bulge is far bigger than his!Your message to the kids inspires me to do the same.
LOL hes probably the only black guy in all of shatsville. Nice Moby Dick quote there, no book quotes I know can compete with that, you won the debate this time. LOLOL oh wow, love how Dr. Fear suddenly changed his clothes and then it shows you with the same thing. Have to love the disclaimer at the end, I mean really this show is offensive in itself, you don't even need to do anything to offend people.
"Do they think all black people look the same? Do they just all call black people Coats?"I laughed out loud at that. Hilarious. I love this ridiculous show, but only when you discuss it. I don't think I'd have to tell you that I wouldn't watch Bibleman and his Biblebulge otherwise...
I kind of hope you never run out of Bibleman, he seems to be where all your milestones are at. Quite a witty opening there. Okay as much as I love purple, that outfit is just...just wrong. I don't like the new suit. I think that the villains are just a metaphor for Satan. He wears many different disguises, but there's still just the one Satan. I don't think they thought it out this well, but now they'll claim they did. Bibleman isn't a bad dancer, but Batman is better. I think Cotes is his slave name, or it is just that all black people look the same and are called Cotes. That is an awesome way to debate. We should totally adopt it. Helmet of Salvation sounds like an epic name for a wang. Dude, deus ex machina, God in the machine. It makes total sense the villains are gay actually. This is a heavily Christian show, plus, look at all that dancing he does, and how overly camp he is. I love the disclaimer at the end.
Yeah I've already found more episodes so Bibleman will be around off and on for a while! (He's my new Arch Enemy!) Sad thing, my favourite colours are purple and yellow! But he makes them look bad with this suit! I never really go into it in the reviews but the villains do hint that they work for Satan (Satan must be so proud!). Maybe Coats is his slave name (and its spelt Coats not Cotes, though Cotes would make it seem like a legit name, I checked the back of the VHS boxes and his name is spelt Coats! And in the end credits too! Coats!) WE SHOULD DEBATE THAT WAY!! I'm calling my wang the "Helmet of Salvation" from now on!
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I loved this review buddy, I find only fitting that this is your 50th too, Bibleman rocks! Well he sucks but your reviews of him rocks if that makes sense!
Dr. Fear is a (cy)borg and resistance is futile but Bibleman doesn't know that yet. I had no idea that when you talked about Bibleman in your previous posts, it was a on going series. This is horrible! Your review is the only thing that makes it tolerable.
Deus ex machina to the nth degree. Also the end credits where the best ever!!!
How can a show like that get so many damn episodes when it is such crap. One is one too many..lol....but at least it makes for a great review and number 50 too. Whoa hoo!
Theirs a whole christian market out there! If its marketed to them through that market stuff sells well! Christian rockers make tons of cash too!Heck we should make a christian kids book! Really rake in the dough!
pretty sure the tanks still work, they set them up on a soccer field on weekends for display.
wow. who would have thought Bibleman would be the gift that keeps on giving.
Oh.Oh baby.Oh dude.Good god, that bulge, all that purple, all these black guys named Coats...I MUST'VE just watched a Bibleman review from Bersercules! As always, the review is spot-on, but my god...the subject matter...Please excuse me, I need to go take a shower. Yeesh.
good video, follow!
Bibleman dancing is the top notch. shortsville? that dr.fear and bibleman we should have Shakespere man and grammar man, would be much more interesting I guess.
Grammar -Man fighting the vile villain Ill-iterasy!
That is ridiculous that they have the same actors play the different super villains. If they needed actors they just should have e-mailed me. I would have done it for free! Remember the episode Bibleman was on his computer going through the endless list of super villains, and he says "thank you, Lord!" when he is able to track down the one he is currently looking for? What happened to all those super villains?? And when do we have the episode where Bibleman fights the evil French super villain Ball Sack, who goes around trying to sabotage episodes of Bibleman by putting huge bulges in the crotches of the character's costumes???
Good point! What did happen to all those crooks? I wonder if he converted them? Bibleman doesn't have the guts to go up against the ultra villain Ball Sack master of the wang-a-verse! Who uses his wang as a sword!... ew imagian that sword fight!
great end quote
Is this for real!??! What a weird show!!!!!! I looked it up on imdb and it was on from 96-11? Is that right??? What the fuck!MabelMabel Time
I wish it wasn't real... I wish it was all a dream!Actually I found an episode from 1995! But I've never seen the newer episodes I only know of it running from 1995-2003! But even then, thats a long time!I take it its not avalible in the library you work at?
2003!? It was THAT successful? I initially thought this show was some kind of joke project but I guess they were pretty serious about it.
Yeah, its part of a big christian push in the USA! The company that made it also made tons of other kids shows that revolve around the bible for the home video market!
batman would totally win in a dance off
This was a great What the fuck? review. You even said "jeepers" in this one! I don't know what's worse the size of the bulge or the size of the bulge, but I don't think those two things should go together. What the fuck was up with that flamenco outfit? And your clown outfit, that really scares me dude. And if this comment bothers you, go fuck yourself.We've been on different posting schedules. My Hubby had surgery on Tuesday and I just got home.
Two bulges should never go together!... inless its woman chest bulge...That flamenco outfit was very random! Thats why I brought out the clown suit!I've missed you in the blogg0shpere! Glad your back and hope your husband is doing well!
Congratulations on both milestones!! Great review!
If Bibleman uses a computer to get dressed, maybe he could program the computer to take a little off that bulge!
Awesome review! Congratulations on the milestone!
bibleman??? where the heck do you find these videos?! LOL~ this totally made my day~
The hardest lol came at the end. That was beautiful, man. Beautiful.
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Lol these shows are really hilarious
For some reason I need to see more of bibleman...they're so bad
Did he... have a lightsaber? lol
Buttons are always awesome, okay. You can pin them on your jacket, shoes, and/or book bag. Instant cool.I definitely see the bulge. I really need to start quoting the Good Book at my enemies. I'll be all, "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." Yeah, I copied and pasted. Because I am cool. Because I was wearing buttons.
"If you are bothered by what I've said, then please, go fuck yourself".Classic.
His outfit. The purple and yellow. Oh god. The yellow sideburns were all I could look at! Someone kill me.50 reviews already! Time flys. Congrats!
I kinda liked Bibleman's old costume more because his new costume made him look villainy. I feel the same with Coats as well, his military uniform just looks better.Congratulations on your 50th video review. I expect more video reviews from you from now on.
Of all contrast colours to use, purple and yellow. Nothing says limited budget like recycling actors, oh well.
@Everyone Thanks for all your great comments!
i enjoy watching your video nice review for bibleman
No new Bersercules vids to watch while I eat my Taco Bell dinner... :( Bersercules, coooooome back!
I've just taken some time off so I can make new reviews. I use to just fill this time with my old reviews but I used them all... I'll be back... soon...
Just take your time. We'll patiently wait for your next video review.
Hilarious review of bible man, never heard of him before but now i know the important fact: clean is definitely cool.
I totally wish they brought back MST3K back. This looks like a good movie for it. Btw, isn't Biblemann that dude from 'Charles in Charge?' he looks familiar.