Tuesday, 22 May 2012

Super Cool Spectacular Post!

Hi, I'm Bersercules the Berserk Herc!


And soon I'll be posting my 50th video review. (Wow, I've made 50 video reviews over the last 2 and a half years!)

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 (Let me know how many things you recognise!... or don't, you have free will.)


So to celebrate today I'm here to do something Jimmy Fungus (over at Jimmyfungus.com) suggested! I'm gonna rate the TVshows/Movies I've reviewed out of ten. Ten WTFs?!.

So bellow is a list of all my reviews and how many WTFs I've given them.

But first: what is a WTF? For those of you who've watched my more so recent videos you'll notice I say "Wh*t th* f*ck?!" a lot. Its those. So this out of ten list wont be how good a TVshow or Movie is (or even how bad it is) It'll be about how WTF?!ish the TVshow or Movie was! Weather the WTF's are good, bad or downright silly! I'm rating the movies/shows based on their confusingness! Confused? Good!


So here they are, the WTF ratings:






Oh and here's the last of my ol' black and white reviews:


Oddly enough it has a top five list in it.

And that's it for now! Tune in on Thursday for my 50th review!



51 comments:

  1. Firstly I have to give you a huge congratulations on reaching your 50th review buddy, I love your reviews and have had the privilege of watching almost every single one of them, I seldom fail to laugh when you yell out "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?" at whatever random, strange shit is happening in whatever it is you're reviewing.

    Your Bulldog Drummond in Africa review is for some reason my favourite of all time so far, great idea with the WTF lists too buddy.

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    1. Thanks! I'm glad I lasted this long!

      (I think the Bulldog Drummmond in Africa has one of my first WTFs!)

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  2. Have to post again, "Mister Anderson," "STOP CALLING ME ANDERSON!" "sorry," has made me laugh so damn much, seriously I'm still laughing now, amazing stuff.

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  3. Looking forward to 50 but I'll try to use the frozen to the ground ploy and I will succeed...unlike you!

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    1. Good luck! Tell me if you succeed!

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  4. Congratulations on making so many :) I recognise Major Lee Lame's helmet, the santa hat, the calender (I'm saying it counts) the old small TV from your black and white movies reviews, and I think you did a few in colour with it. I think some of the books are from your movies but I can't make any of them out specifically and I'm pretty sure the wooden mask on the sofa was featured once. I can't recognise the banner though, which is odd because it has 2012 on it. Aww I don't think anything got a perfect 10/10 WTF?s though I did notice you shout WHAT THE FUCK?! a lot.

    Ball Jack is an epic name. He does have a weird voice O_o and a weirder name. That's kind of a poor excuse for a name. Well litter will eventually biodegrade and become food for the plants. Littering in a forest isn't evil. Picking flowers is. Another disturbing segment between you and plot convenience. She's quite a bitch sometimes. He shot but then was frozen to death? WHAT THE FUCK? Can't he have been shot and then frozen? Anderson is seriously testy. Being frozen to the ground is bound to fool someone eventually. Or you could freeze yourself to the ground, just not very well, so that you can escape if you have to. I also love the tribute to Ball Jack. It was very fitting. I also think though that Jezzer Horae is a pretty cool name. He should be number 7 on the best names.

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    1. Thanks! The "calender" is actually a movie poster but you definitely got some of them! (for the record the mask is clay, I made it in highschool!) and its not a banner, its a shirt! (I wore it briefly in two reviews). Nothing got a ten of ten, and I hope nothing will! That might be the final sign before the apocolypse! A TVshow or Movie so bad it gets ten WTFs?!! Scary!

      Ball Jack. If I ever go into witness protection, that's what I'll change my name to!... or Jezzer Hora... but definitely not Pay-Day!

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  5. Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills. I have to idea what that is. I feel like I should though. What can you tell me about it?

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    1. You'd have to watch my review of it!

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  6. Loved the Yellowstone Park movie clip. I'm still laughing now...and stop calling me Mr ANDERSON!

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  7. Yay! Congrats on the big 50! ^___^ have a nice day!

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  8. Much and many congratulations to you sir. May your viewing pleasure be plentiful and your WTFs be few.
    But I have to give a WTF to you. Dukes of Hazard only gets one WTF!?!?! Is there a reduction of WTFs whenever a Daisy Duke is shown? This is a travesty of justice. The fact that every episode somehow culminates in a car chase which also imcorporates jumping something alone deserves like 3 WTFs. It would be fine if you hadn't eviscerated my favorite, Bibleman and the Sadow of Doubt...nope, nevermind, it's become clear I've gone off my meds.
    Here's to 50 more!

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    1. All those things you mentioned about the Dukes of Hazzards equal one WTF. It may make you say WTF but not nearly as much as all the rest of my reviews!

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  9. Another set of videos I will watch later, as the timeframe I have here on the net is very low. Gratz on 50 reviews!

    I recognized the shirt from your evil-future self, and is that a screenshot of your first color review in the back?

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    1. Thanks! Yep your right on the shirt but the screen isn't from my first review, its a eight second DVD of me I used as a prop in my last Ol' Timey review (The Yesterday Machine). I actually totally forgot it was in colour cause I usually filmed them in black and white!

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  10. Man you are a busy little blogger aren't you. Why not do Casablanca and a few other "classic" movies? I tried to watch "It's a wonderful life" recently and was stunned by how bad of a movie it was. I just don't understand why people like it so much.

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    1. I've never actually seen Casablanca or It's a Wonderful Life but I'll check them out some time! Look at them through new eyes!

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  11. Congrats man! I'll be sure to drop by Thursday!

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  12. Congratulations on your upcoming 50th video review. I recently just stumbled upon your reviews and I haven't had the chance to watch them all yet, but that's the best part. I get to see them all new for the 1st time. So nothing has gotten a 10/10 yet huh? Can't wait to see the 1st time that happens.

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    1. Thanks. Have fun watching any of the older reviews! (theres picture links at the side of this page to some of the better ones!) Nothing has gotten 10/10 yet, and honestly I hope none do! I'm dreading that day!

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  13. you have a tiger on your bed???

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  14. Lol the wtf's for Jerry Springer. Uhm. Congrats on your near 50! And.. you even made balljack a jingle..

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    1. Yeah Jerry Springer gets high WTF's cause some of that stuff might actually be real! Thats real WTF?! territory!

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  15. Can't wait to see your 50th review! Should be great :)

    And I totally agree that you say WTF a lot, but that's ok. It's like your signature!

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  16. Congrats on getting the almost 50 until Thursday when it will be 50. Not sure how you watch so many bad things but you always make them fun none the less.

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    1. Thanks! Being able to watch stupid crap is my super power!

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  17. I would like to leave a comment but unfortunately I am frozen to the ground. Oh well, I might as well have been..I have been in a real funk of late. Hopefully, this excellent post from you giving me a shout out will be the first step on the road to recovery. You left 2 names off the list of cool names (probably because you did not know about them); the names are Giraffe Giraffe Giraffe Giraffe, and Tiny Dick Wilson. Why do you feel that Ball Jack is such a cool name? That name makes the guy sound like he has a problem with excessive self-gratification... or maybe my mind is just in the gutter.

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    1. Don't worry I understand how some times people get frozen to the grou- hey wait a minute! That is a lame excuse!!
      Been in a real funk? Do you play music? Just kidding! I hope you pull out of your funk soon, and continue to give us cool Jimmy Fungus posts!! (or write a post while in this funk! Call it the funk post!)
      Those are cool names, but I only had room for five (I'm to lazy to do a top ten list!)
      What do you mean why? Ball Jack is just an awesome name is all! Ball!! Jack!! Ball Jack!!... okay so I don't have a reason, but I don't care! I think its cool cause I think its cool! Yay!!
      (I never thought of it that way... Ball Jack is Jacking his Balls... THAT MAKES HIS NAME EVEN COOLER!!!!!!!)

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    2. You just change one letter and his name would be "Ball Sack", and could be on your worst 5 list?

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    3. What are you talking aobut? Ball Sack is an even better name! It's frickin' AWESOME! I wish a character had that name!

      Also there's the French novelist Honere de Balzac! His last name is basically Ballsack!

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    4. Well, then...make a movie with a character named "Ball Sack"...he can be a French super villain (or something in that vein).

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  18. CONGRATULATIONS! I followed you, but lost your blog in my list of good blogs.

    I'll look forward to your 50th review, which will give me a reason for watching all of your reviews and not reading my novel for the exam.

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    1. Glad you refound my blog! And I hope you enjoy watching my old videos!

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  19. Well done on getting to the 50 milestone. I really need to go back and watch some of these.

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    1. Thanks, and if you do I hope you enjoy!

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  20. I'm to new here to have seen all (almost) 50 reviews but I did recognize the little television in the back but I thought it brown, not pink??? Maybe I'm wrong or just have a really bad memory which is probably more likely. Congrats, Bersercules!

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    1. No the TV is blue, it just has a pink face plat on it then. I made the pink face plat as a prop in a black and white review so that my TV would look like a "TV" in an old movie.
      Thanks!

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  21. I guess the two of us will be celebrating something on our next post. I'll save my congratulatory words for next time when you finally reach your 50th review.

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    1. Congradulations on getting over a million hits on your blog!! Can't wait to see how you celebrate!!

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  22. I'm glad to see Thundarr with so many WTFs.

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    1. Yeah Thundarr rules in so many ways!

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  23. Man that's a lot of ratings. Good job, dude!

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  24. Did you seriously review good ol' Jerry Springer show?
    I recognized nothing. There's something seriously wrong with me.

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  25. Congrats on all of the videos you've made! Yay!

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