The Beverly Hillbillies video review

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Millennium (the TV show)

It was a TV show from the 90's that was built around the coming millennium.

It was about an ex-FBI agent who could look at things and see them through the eyes of serial killers. (Whether it was cause he knew psychology like in the TV show Criminal Minds or cause of magical powers like in any show with magic is beyond me but who really cares?)

The focus of the show was the coming Millennium!

And what happened on the show once the Millennium happened?
No one knows, the show was canceled in the spring of 1999.

But the main character of the show did appear in an X-Files episode that takes place on Dec 31 1999. But he left before the new year was rung in so we still never see him in the new millennium.

The X-Files

No, it's not what you think. Its a science fiction show about FBI agents, not a sexy porno.

I was all set to review something risque but, now I can't.

The shows about two FBI agents who do not have sex with each other and instead look into strange cases that don't involve sex and they never have sex with anyone...

Yeah I'm not gonna talk about it much, finding out it's not a porno has depressed me...

Hey! Maybe they made a porno spoof of it! I gotta go, bye for now!

I dream of Jeannie

The show starts as an astronaut (Captain Tony Nelson) crash lands on a beach and has to wait to be rescued. As he waits he then finds a Genie in a bottle (named Jeannie!) and he gets her to help him get rescued. She makes a helicopter appear and as it lands Tony tells her she is free and can go.

And this is where it gets weird, the Genie having fallen in love with Captain Nelson (who she calls "Master") decides to follows him home then gets his fiancee to dump him and tells him how much she wants him and that she will do anything for him. Tony's response to this is that she should leave and that he doesn't want her around, but finally he lets her live at his place but makes her sleep in her bottle and tells her to never do magic and never wishes for anything. Opting to focus his life on his career.

Just think on that a moment.

Yup hot girl calling him master and wanting to fulfill his every wish (and literally can with her supernatural powers) and all he does is think about rockets ships and space.

That's a level of stupidity that is beyond all! If I had a sexy Genie at my beck and call I'd be wealthy powerful and commanding the Genie to do all sorts of fun sex acts... but maybe that's just me.

What would you guys do if a sexy genie loved you and wanted to fulfill your every wish?

MST3K

Mystery Science Theater 3000

Its a show about a man who gets shot into space by two mad scientists and is forced to watch corny movies with some robots and as they watch the movies they make mocking comments and silly jokes about the movies.

But why do they gotta be so cynical?

So insulting?

So mean?

Why do people feel the need to nit pick movies and mock them?

What kind of a pathetic loser would do that?

Oh wait, me!

I love Mystery Science Theater 3000! Its fun, entertaining, interesting and most importantly humorous!

I recommend it to anyone who's ever enjoyed watching stupid movies and mocking them!
(and if you do decide to watch an episode I recommend episode 421: Monster A Go Go as a good starting episode)

Gilligan's Island

The shows about seven cast aways trapped on an island... kinda like Lost but way more messed up with crashed planes, natives, giant spiders, a world war 2 soldier, a rock band, and a man in an ape suit!

Gilligan's Island is suppose to be a microcosm of the real world.

The Howells are the wealthy of society, ginger represents the celebrities in society, Mary Anne is the youth of the nation, the professor represents the educated of society, the skipper is the working class and Gilligan represents the... um... the crazies/criminals/high school drop outs/disabled/hobos/incompetents of our world.

Which is why the show is named after him, he represents the majority of society. We all live on Gilligan's Island, we just call it earth.

How many Gilligan's do you know?

The Beverly Hillbillies

Beverly Hillbillies

Its a show about a hillbilly, and no its not a precursor to the Dukes of Hazzard or Beverly Hills 90210, who finds oil in the ground of his hillbilly swampland and becomes a millionaire.

He then moves his family to the city and they clash with all the fancy snobs in California and end up doing stupid hick things with all there money! And how far does the stupidity go? Beyond them just doing stupid stuff with there cash and being confuse about modern appliances such as TVs and electric razors! The stupidity of the show is woven into the fabric of the show its self.

Just take the cast for instance.

There's Jed Clampett as the father and millionaire hillbilly, his mother an old crazy lady named Daisy May Moses, his young tomboy daughter Elle May Clampett, his nephew a young man named Jethro and his niece (and twin sister to Jethro) named Jethrine, who is played by the same actor as Jethro.

I'll let that sink in a moment.

Yup. Jethrine is a female character played by a man in drag. The same man who plays a different character in the show!

No, its not some fake thing in the show like Jethro pretends to have a sister to impress a woman or he dresses like a girl to satisfy his homo sexual tendencies.

It flat out is a different character. A fucking ugly similarly looking but completely different character.

Here's a picture.

And that's it for now, you all come back now ya hear!
　

Aqua Teen what? Force!

What do you get when you have a shake fries and meat?

No not an order at a fast food restaurant that ran out of buns!

You get a TV show about talking food.

For those of you who thought little blue people and cars that turn into robots weren't enough I give you Aqua Teen Hunger Force!

The show about food that is also a superhero team (but they only fight crime in one episode I've seen). Its a comedy, and even if it wasn't I'd still have to laugh at it!

They're talking food! Their origins are unexplained, they live in a world that doesn't make sense, they come across the lamest people and I'm looking at this show far too critically!

Its comedy for comedy sake! Its funny cause you never know what will happen and after watching the show for years I still can never predict it!

I like the show but I am also glad there is no other show about talking food! Cause one is more then enough in the genre.

This is about Family Matters

Family Matters

Is it telling us what its about or is it stating a fact?

Is it about family matters or is it that family matters?

The answer:

It is about family matters and family matters.

But this show doesn't matter.

The show revolves around a family and their life.

The show was bad and had bad ratings.

The show added a retarded dork named Steve Urkel and the show got worse and its ratings got better.

You gotta love it when a show can go down hill with a crappy character and go up hill in the ratings!

Maybe I should add a character to my blog! That'll bring in the ratings! I'll add to my blog a whinny complainy reviewer of TV shows!

Oh wait, never mind!