Gilligan's Island

The shows about seven cast aways trapped on an island... kinda like Lost but way more messed up with crashed planes, natives, giant spiders, a world war 2 soldier, a rock band, and a man in an ape suit!

Gilligan's Island is suppose to be a microcosm of the real world.

The Howells are the wealthy of society, ginger represents the celebrities in society, Mary Anne is the youth of the nation, the professor represents the educated of society, the skipper is the working class and Gilligan represents the... um... the crazies/criminals/high school drop outs/disabled/hobos/incompetents of our world.

Which is why the show is named after him, he represents the majority of society. We all live on Gilligan's Island, we just call it earth.

How many Gilligan's do you know?

Cheers.

What is Cheers about?

Its about a bar.

Its about a bunch of drunks.

Its about a bunch of idiots.

And I'm trying to think of something else to say about it but I'm coming up short.

What else can be said?

The bar owner likes to screw lots of broads, the bar tender is as intelligent as a bowel movement, the bar maids mean, and the patrons are liars and drunks.

The jokes are stale, the episodes are all the same and the woman look like ugly 80's trash... so at least its very realistic to most bars!

Cheers is a show best watched drunk!

Cheers is about beers... hey that rhymes!

The Beverly Hillbillies

Beverly Hillbillies

Its a show about a hillbilly, and no its not a precursor to the Dukes of Hazzard or Beverly Hills 90210, who finds oil in the ground of his hillbilly swampland and becomes a millionaire.

He then moves his family to the city and they clash with all the fancy snobs in California and end up doing stupid hick things with all there money! And how far does the stupidity go? Beyond them just doing stupid stuff with there cash and being confuse about modern appliances such as TVs and electric razors! The stupidity of the show is woven into the fabric of the show its self.

Just take the cast for instance.

There's Jed Clampett as the father and millionaire hillbilly, his mother an old crazy lady named Daisy May Moses, his young tomboy daughter Elle May Clampett, his nephew a young man named Jethro and his niece (and twin sister to Jethro) named Jethrine, who is played by the same actor as Jethro.

I'll let that sink in a moment.

Yup. Jethrine is a female character played by a man in drag. The same man who plays a different character in the show!

No, its not some fake thing in the show like Jethro pretends to have a sister to impress a woman or he dresses like a girl to satisfy his homo sexual tendencies.

It flat out is a different character. A fucking ugly similarly looking but completely different character.

Here's a picture.

And that's it for now, you all come back now ya hear!
　

Captain Planet and the blog about it!

Captain Planet is a show about a environmentalist super hero who can only be summoned by five kids with five special rings!

And each ring had its own power. There was earth (which made the earth rise up and hit things) fire (which shot fire out of the ring like a flame thrower) water (which moved water so waves could rise up and splash things, yeah I thought it should blast out of the ring like a hose but anyway!) wind (which caused tornados) and heart (which allowed the wearer of the ring to understand things telepathically.)

I always thought Heart didn't belong with the other four forces of nature. Heart as a thing we all have, pumps blood! It doesn't have telepathic abilities! And heart in the abstract way is about love and compassion not telepathy and communication! That's the brains department. The fifth element of nature shouldn't be heart it should be brain!

But then again watching the show its obvious the creative staff didn't know what a brain is.