Friday, 23 September 2011

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air



Now this is a blog all about how
Someguy named Will Smith's life got flipped and turned upside down
So I'm taking a minute, please stay right here
And I'll telling you how he became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia; Will Smith was born and raised
On the playground is where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out, maxing (what ever that is), relaxing all cool
Shooting some basketball's outside of the school building

When a couple of guys who where up to no good
Started to harass Will Smith in his neighbourhood
They had one little fight and Will's mom got scared
And told him to move to his aunt and uncle home in Bel Air

Will being a cowardly pussy listen to his mommy and ran away

He whistled for a cab and when it came near
He realized the licence plate said FRESH and since he was easily amused he named himself after the licence plate, he also liked the dice in the mirror
Then he realised its a long trip to Bel Air from Philadelphia and he shouldn't be taking a cab
But he thought nah, I'm going to a wealthy persons place and I can get them to pay for the trip, so he went off to Bel Air

He pulled up to the house after the seven or eight day trip
And yelled at the cabbie about how much they both smelled
Will then looks at his uncles house and calls dibs on it
And then made himself royalty of the land.

39 comments:

  1. lol seriously what the hell is "maxing?"

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  2. Gotta love the intro song!
    Will Smith is epically cool xD

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  3. I must say that I'm not familiar with this show because it never aired in my country. I've only seen some clips from YouTube and it was in bad quality.

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  4. i used to watch this show all the time when I was a kid .. damn it was good :P

    def +follow
    (greetings with love from cagedgreatness.com, pimp !)

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  5. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air is probably, honestly my favourite television show of all time. So much I even made my friend my own version of it to describe him on his trip to university, lol. Nice version from you buddy, I loved it.

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  6. You’ve got to help me. I’ve done something horrible. I caught my girlfriend cheating with my best friend. When I saw them together, I got so furious, I slit their throats with my pocketknife. Then, I buried the two bodies and my mom got scared And said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

    Naah nevermind.

    Great show, i really liked it. I still watch it from time to time at Nick at Nite.

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  7. Those were the days. Before all his Scientology bullshit.

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  8. @Hasidic Plumber
    This is a story all about how
    I commented on your comment right about now

    In was in the blogger world
    blogging and blogging
    Blogging on the computer is where I spent most of my days!
    Chillin' out to the max and all sitting real cool
    When a hasidic plumber came up and commented on my post to like he was no fool
    I got in one little interview and then I got scared
    If I didn't write a long reply to his post I'd lose all my hair (why?)
    I sat down to comment back and took 7 or 8 minutes and FRESH!

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  9. Oh wow, quite a remarkable talent hahahah i guess i won't mess with you in a rap battle. Haikus is so yesterday, now the real deal is the Fresh Prince -again-

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  10. Who can help but to love the fresh prince! That show was great!

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  11. @Hasidic Plumber

    Who do haiku? You?
    I rhyme in time haiku!
    Haiku for you? woo!

    This is a haiku
    all about how will's life was
    haiku not right medium

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  12. I was amused. Also, I think maxing is just "making the most out of". But uh, I'm not really sure.

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  13. No one should challenge Bersercules to anything, he would clearly destroy us all. As for Fresh Prince, it was cool, but it went real downhill after Nicky was born and they replaced the actress who played Vivian.

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  14. good show, and the song offers so many parody options... the one about hitler was the worst one though.

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  15. I've never seen this, it's so hyped, I'm not sure if I should give into it though.

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  16. My brother says the show is actually really funny.

    I'll take his word for it.

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  17. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air is legendary!
    You are indeed a talented rapper.
    What is your 'rap alias'?

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  18. I like the way you wrote this blog. I remember watching a few episodes. A few laughs. Nothing special. But you can tell Will Smith was someone to watch out for.

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  19. Rime is great until he came to Bel Air part

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  20. I love this show! I even own the DVDs! I'm such a dork! ;P

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  21. Haha, loved the little breakdown of the intro. It was pretty silly, but it's part of the reason everybody loved it.

    I just found out the other day that the guy playing Uncle Phil was the voice of Shredder in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He was scarier as Uncle Phil I think.

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  22. i have a bunch of these seasons on dvd, classic. i remember coming home from school and watching re-runs of it for years.

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  23. I recently watched Jersey Girl, a movie with many references on this tv series. Also a greek national tv channel is doing reruns of this show this year in the noons. Although i love Big Will i never got into this show. I learned about Will Smith by his 90's music albums (big willie style) and Independence Day.

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  24. Everyone loves this show! amirite?

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  25. will smith was awesome in Im Legend.... is a great actor (:

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  26. Heh heh, watching this at 4AM when I was a teenager in high school was so much fun. My friend "Bel-Air'd" an assignment in a writing class. I have not laughed that hard since that day, and I probably never will.

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  27. i was a great fan of The Prince of bellair

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  28. Damn you! Now I have that song stuck in my head:P

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  29. Lmao...I loved this show, and this was a great post. Nice twist.

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