Is the love of Jesus not enough? Is God watching out for you not enough? Don't worry! If you can't handle just two people looking out for you there's a third! Bibleman!
That's right! a Bible themed superhero! Cause why not!
Wow what a great costume design! It just screams biblical! (Jesus wore purple and yellow right?... and a flowing cape?)
He's the hero for our age! The hero our world needs! He fights evil, helps people and quotes the scripture! (What action packed adventures he must have!)
The shows (though they're not actually TV shows but a series of show you could buy on tape... and yes I have a bunch of them on tape!)
See I have a whole bunch!... why am I bragging about this?
The show would usually start off as a group of kids met hardship through one thing or another (like a kid constantly lying or having doubt, you know, things only a superhero can help you with!) and Bibleman would step in and help them fight off the evil (oh yeah, cause all those evils like "lying" and "doubt" they're actually people who can be fought and not problems in your head you must deal with!)
And Bibleman fights off these villains with his Sword of the Spirit!
that looks like a lightsaber from Star Wars... so this show rips off Star Wars too?
Gee whats next, Biblewoman in a golden bikini and tied up and at the mercy of Jaba the Glutton!
And what are the villains that make up Bibleman's rouge gallery?
The Fibbler (makes kids lie... Holy Cow! That's quite the villain! This guy puts Hitler to shame!)
The Shadow of Doubt (makes kids doubt the bible and think critically... the bastard!)
Master of Misery (blasts people with his anti joy device... that just sounds dirty.)
El Furioso (he makes people mad with his Gold Furry Dust, these lame villains make me mad!)
Dr. Fear (he oddly enough makes people afraid... I didn't see that coming!)
And Bibleman can often be seen talking to little kids alone in the park... don't worry, hes not like a priest or anything, so he wont molest them... I hope.
And since I love watching this show and thinking all about it! This week at The Berserk Herc is Bibleman week! And I will be posting written reviews about this show all week long! As I review my way through as many of the tapes I have on the show as I want!