I put words under my blog title cause I'm such a cool dude!
These ponies sound evil. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED !
Man you dont know how many times I've come across sleeping women and just not known what the right protocol was, Thanks Herc!
Love the video! nice blog :)
I'd love to know what drugs the writers of that show were doing, because I want some. ...and people wonder why the children of the 80's are so deranged. This was my favourite review ever. <3I wish I had Twilight and Heart Throb, I would do a pony post to reenact this episode just for you. I have Locket. Perhaps I'll just use stand-ins....xoxoxoxo!!!!
I have to agree, thanks for explaining the protocol to me, I guess my little pony is good for something after all. Look at you getting your groove on too, I hope the pony gave you a good ride..LOL
"If a woman is unconscious that means yes." You could make a fortune printing that on t-shirts and coffee mugs (or you could get arrested). Was that a drawing of yours that you flashed on briefly in the middle? When the Smurf's came out, Sunday morning cartoons went down the toilet. I was raised on WB toons. I need the edgy feeling (violence, rabbits in drag, plotting and scheming and general bad behavior of a toon animal)that the toons had back in the 60's. This stuff is too clean and prissy for me.
@jerzey72 I concur! sorta... there more confusing/weird then evil! but that can be evil at sometimes!@Zap McBlowfist No problem! Glad I could help clear things up!@blaza1 Glad you enjoyed it!@Mich I agree! I want some of those drugs too! I wonder why its your favourite?...Definitly reenact it with stand ins! (or do paper cut outs of them!) I'd like to see that!@Pat Hatt Glad I could be so informitive! I do love to sing and dance! haha! you make that seem dirty!
Fun fact: That's how I actually won my wife over. I broke into song, rode an asteroid, and sliced a dragon in half. She was smitten after that. Smitten, I say.Also, yes, re: your comment, Brandon is leaving Chicago and coming back here to Colorado.
@Anne If I put it on shirts I'd make millions AND go to jail! The drawing of the dragon (with Marks face) being stabed with my sword (from the He-Man review) as the gnome with my face on it sits astride a pony, was drawn by me. I think TV shows went down hill for you with Scooby Doo. Scooby Doo was created by consered mothers who wanted better kids shows for there kids. In the 80's things got worse cause of marketing. When the Star Wars toys sold big in the late seventies a guy got the idea to make kids shows that were ads for toys. Hence He-Man was born, then others like My Little Pony, Transformers and GI Joe(getting a reboot) came along to continue cashing in on this! (I know most of this from reading up about Scooby Doo and He-Man and reading articles by writer Mark Evanier (who use to work on kids shows in the 80's. Like Thundarr and my altime favorite: Garfield and friends!) For me theres not enough sex in TV! They need to make sexy kid shows!
@A Beer for the Shower Thats a great way to win over someone! I won my girlfriend over with inaproprate sexual advances when we worked together!
This was amazing Bersecules, this would be wretched to watch if it wasn't for your review, it seems so horrible to me. It's all so random, I would agree this is something to watch stoned for sure, although I shouldn't be considering that stuff nowadays haha! That song is class, God I laughed so much over it buddy.
Sweet Jesus. I don't understand these guys with their pony fetish. Now Cheetara, she was hot!
Man, I feel like I should have made my husband work harder for me now. I just made him buy me a couple of drinks.
This show seems to have quite a dedicated cult following, but I really had no idea what the hell they were talking about until this review. So this clears up quite a bit of confusion for me... or actually maybe I am even more confused (but that's not your fault). On a follow up, you might want to look into whether Dana Carvey watched this show and the Garth gnome was the subconscious inspiration for Garth from "Wayne's World." Also, I have to say I was kinda surprised to hear you sticking up for the snooty princess who would not date Garth even though he saved her. Kinda reminds me of the show "The Average Joes" (or whatever it was called) where some average Joe Bag-a-donuts slobs compete for a beautiful woman against some studs.... and even though the beautiful babe knows picking the "average joe" as the winner would make her a national hero and America's princess, she still always chooses the obnoxious, arrogant jerk stud.. (Yeah, even though all she would have to do is go on a vacation to the Bahamas for a couple weeks with the average joe...and then she could drop him for a hot potato for the stud.. uhhhh..ok I am really rambling now.)Regarding your comment, well I was going to say that Mitt Romney will be our next president most likely if recent history is an indicator.... but also I am expecting some twists of fate to throw things into disarray... just stay tuned....P.S. The redhead girl is singer Haley Williams.
HAHAHAHA "Definitely a show for girls... and Mark."
Heavy nostalgia... I used to go to a daycare place when I was really young. Unfortunately, everyone else was a girl so My Little Pony would always be on. And I vaguely remember this episode AND the song. Didn't remember the gnome being a selfish, suicidal bastard, however. Nice review.And sorry if I'm late in saying this, but you suit the haircut.
I love how you just break out into a song mid review. I do this all the time, glad to know I'm not the only one!Behind every cartoon there is a subliminal message...usually unmoral and crude. Some cartoons even have hidden images of penises and pot leaves. I agree with Anne, bring back the good shit..WB, looney toons, etc. Hell even the Flintstones or Popeye will do.
Man I hated this show so much. My sister use to make me watch it all the time. Funny video review!
@YeamieWaffles Glad you liked it! @Banacek I prefered EvilLynn from He-Man she had quite the physique!@Jessica Jenkins Its been my experience that the less a guy works for it the happier the relationship! Having to go out of your way to get a girl makes some guys bitter! My girlfriend (or 8 years) didn't even get drinks, just some McDees and a movie!@Jimmy Fungus Of course I stick up for the princess. From what I could tell they never met prior to that! Why would he expect some girl he never met before to be over joyed to see him? Guys should know, hot girls (expecially from wealth and royalty) always want hansome! Just like most guys hate ugly chicks most girls hate ugly dudes! Its the real circle of life! Also I liked the girls additute! I like girls how speak there mind! (though her compramizing at the end is kind of lame... now I'm rambling... I like to ramble!...)@Henry Glad you liked that line! I hope Mark sees it!@Calamari Wow! That is heavy nostalgia! I love when I see a show from childhood that I use to remember AND I remember the exact episode! Thats always the most fun you can have watching something!Thanks! I like it to! But I just let it grow out all the time cause I don't like paying for the barber!@Workingdan Good to know others love to sing!I saw a prest with a boner in the little mermaid!Technically they are back cause they still get played on TV and there is DVDs of them out there!
@Mad Mike Brewing Everything sucks when its done in duress!
Aww I loved this! I adored MLP when I was a kid and your review was hilarious! My favourite bits were when you said, "a show for girls... and Mark" and "fuck that, I wouldn't go that far" lol!
The only good thing about Scooby Doo was the possiblity that Shaggy and Scooby were stoners. They were in that stoner van, were hungry all the time and really paranoid. You're right, thought marketing brought it all down to the lowest common denominator and it ceased to be art.
@Hazel Glad you liked it! Also glad to hear you liked the line of it being a show for girls... and Mark! I was worried people would think I was being sexist! (and Markist!)
@Anne The other good part of Scooby Doo was the two girls! There was always a chance that they were lesbians! Peoples love of the dollar always cheapens art!
I love that review, well done!
@R Glad you liked it!
I never knew about the existence of this show, but I lol'ed with the video xD
@Trainer Glad you enjoyed the video!
HAHA MY LITTLE PONY I LOLD :D but good review ;]]
lmfao i still think ponies are retarded.
Oh god stop the bronies, it hurts me deep deep in my mind.
I didn't know that I wanted this until now, but Herc reviewing Ponies? Pressing play immediately.
I don't like ponies. :/
@choms Glad you liked it! Thanks!@Bart They definitly are bizarre! (but I'm not gonna agree with you that they're retarded... I don't wanna hurt any retards feeling!)@convictus Yeah Bronies are deffinitly odd!@Sub-Radar-Mike Glad you liked the idea! Hope you enjoy!@My 2 Pesos I know what you mean!
Fucking whiney little bitch gnomes. I just cracked up pretty bad. and ...you owe him.
We have the same tastes in porn as ponies? I love the random song. Everyone asked for it, it's just that no one said it out loud. If I was that pony I would have dropped him. I liked it but when I saw the title I really thought it was going to be the new series. But I can live.
I really can't understand what's the hype about this sickening little fucks...it's "SO IRONIC LOL"yes I am mad ahahahaha
Bonies are sweet.Nice video.
I lol'd so many times for this one! I liked it and am sharing it with people and everything :D
If only online dating existed back then for Mr. Gnome. Girls in floating castles have so much drama.
Lesbians! Of course you would see that and I wouldn't. I wonder if my Hubby liked it for that reason. By the way, I've got your shoulders, arms and back drawn. I'm workin' my way down to your arse. You have muscles!!
Jesus Christ, I hope people don't read that comment out of context.
There are two reasons I never watched My Little Pony. The first is obvious. I'm a dude. My cousin had a bunch of her old toys, including the obligatory mlp toys, many of which ended up dying in glorious battle to my various action figures. The second, is that I barely remember the 80s, mostly because of all the coke and being four years old when they ended.
ugh.. my little bronie
I love video reviews, very dedicated!
Really nice review man. You are so funny!
I've never understood the My Little Pony phenomenon.
hahaha. I laughed my fuckin ass off. But, hey, ponies can convince people to fall in love with another person?? Im getting a pony. Now!
hahaha. I think you chose right to review My little pony rather than Justin Bieber video. The review is awesome. You are surprised that the sleeper princess denies to anticipate to fall in love with the redhead who kissed her while she was asleep. If she had been awake this would have never happened rite?Gals are ready to kiss a frog only if it would change to a prince and sameway would love to accept a kiss while they are asleep only if are close to be one. Not some knockoff hobos who chat with ponies named twilight.The palest of the three ponies is called Twilight, sounds about right.
Unconscious girls are asking for it.I love your song <3 <3
I can't escape the ponies... no matter where I go..
Ah my little pony, showing girls everywhere that you can get what you want by being mean and bullying your peers.Such great role models!
I appreciate you breaking down this episode in such detail.I say that the perfect time to break out into song is when you're riding on the back of a flying pony. The manager at the discount market on the other hand insists that the coin operated rides out front are only for children.
haha very solid review, my little pony stick it to em!
If I was that guy, I'd impregnate the girl repeatedly without kissing her, so the spell wouldn't break. I don't have to feed her that way and she could never resist me.
@Everyone Thanks for all your great comments! I'm glad you enjoyed the review!@Generally Disgruntled I too was very young in the 80's... I don't remember the coke though... so I don't know if that's cause of the coke or not...@annoymouse Good point! I want a pony now to! I'd take her bar hopping!@Heaven. I agree! Nothing says yes like a girl lying on her back asleep! I'm glad you liked my song!@JOutlaw It does explain a lot of girls additutes!@T. Roger Thomas Next time he tells you that, explain your feelings on the subject in song!@Lord Phrozen Thats a briliant idea!!! I'd do that too! Now all I gotta do is find a wizard to put a spell on a girl...
me having never watched a episode of this show ive heard so much about, i really enjoyed that xD good job dude
LOL my little pony has never been reviewed better.
I love your blog! I subscribed a tad later than most people so I have been going back through your youtube reviews and may I say you are a hilarious individual! Love your blog!
Hahaha yes! This guy knows! Now following!
Bersercules, if your in this weekend, Matthew could use some support. A blogger (no one we know) really hurt him and he's thinking about quitting. Can you read and comment on this page? He's such a nice kid, I hate seeing him hurt.
LOL, very nice review loved it!
Really surprised you haven't reviewed any of the first seasons of Transformers yet.
That was a great one. First time i see this.
Outstanding review and analysis, Besercules! I weep for the girls of today and women of tomorrow, though.
Very Funny review :) will be following for more of that :)
How dare she not fall inlove with the first person that woke her from a magical slumber.
Haha :D Funny :P
Haha I laughed more than once :D
Wow, it's seriously changed which is quite expected. Really enjoyed watching the review.
hahahahaahahahahahahaha this was great.