For those of you who missed yesterdays post here's a picture that sums it up:
And now to our continuation!
As they continue their fight, instead of quoting Star Wars lines, Bibleman quotes lines from the bible! Bibleman then says (in a moment of close combat where their holding their sabers against each other) "I don't know who you are, but one whiff of your foul personality and I know who sent you!"... who send him? The Devil? Is the Fibbler a minion of the Devil?... Satan must be so proud!
So Satan has Hitler killing the Jews and Stalin killing to maintain power and Dommer eating his homosexual lovers and now he has the Fibbler making kids lie!... I think Satan goes too far!
Anyway their battle between good and goofy- er- evil, is then interrupted by a kid rushing out to talk to Bibleman... the Fibbler takes this opportunity to disappear and the girl talks to Bibleman as if seeing two costumed idiots battling each other with swords was the most normal thing in the world! (She's got a messed up view on reality!)
With the Fibbler gone Bibleman heads off to his mansion (all Batman rip offs have mansions!) and looks through his rouge gallery of the stupidest villains ever!
I'm not making those up! Those are who really make up his rouge gallery in this episode!
Here's one I'm just making up!
So the Fibblers first name is The?...
and eventually he finds the Fibbler! Thank god!... no literally he thanks God once he finds this info out!... I guess he needed Gods help to use a computer... Bibleman!
Then Bibleman's secret identity shows up as a... um... teacher? at the kids school and talks to the kids and hears about them having trouble (which he already knew) and then thinks to himself that this is a job for Bibleman... but we already knew that! So did he! So why in the Holy Hell did he think that?!
Did the actor (Willie Aames) insist on saying that line while dressed like that so he could look like Clark Kent? or was this that badly edited and written? or is Satan at work in the plot?...
The show then goes in to song mode as we see all sorts of clips of the little lying girl standing/sitting/lying around/lying down/moping around as a song relative to lying plays...
Giving new meaning to the term Handle Bar Moustache!
The little lying girl walks around sadly then sits at a park and bible man appears
and chats with her...
So there's no dying and suffering people Bibleman can be helping?
Just some girl who can't stop lying? Glad Bibleman has his priorities straight!
And how does Bibleman help the girl? By quoting the bible! (Didn't see that coming!)
So Bibleman sets the girl right and she goes off and tells her friends shes sorry! Bibleman confronts the Fibbler again and defeats him with the power of God! Oh no wait, sorry, no!
The Fibbler hits himself in the leg with his sword and defeats himself.
But don't worry, I'm sure Bibleman will take credit for the victory.
And then the kids dance and sing in unison again.
I think the makers of this show over read peoples desires to watch kids dance in unison...
So that's it, its now the end... and remember kids if you find yourself lying, don't worry! its not your fault! Its a jaundice faced invisible, Joker rip off, that's making you lie!
That's it for to day, tune in tomorrow for another exiting(ly boring) episode of Bibleman!