Tuesday 13 March 2012

Bibleman video review

Cause everyone seemed to ask for it, here it is. A Bibleman video review.



I could only find a digital copy of this one episode of the show on the internet. I can't convert my tapes to digital form for making reviews but if you can find other episodes on the internet let me know and I'll review those episodes too!
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58 comments:

  1. Bart13 March 2012 at 10:09

    lol that movie/show looks so bad.

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  2. mamtc13 March 2012 at 11:38

    Welcome back. I can't check video now maybe later? What's with bibleman, I liked frankestein's daughter,sister-in-law etc funnier.

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    1. mamtc13 March 2012 at 17:05

      You should have worn Jesus wig, would have added more spice and more authenticity. Nice moral, you arent lying, but some fibbler is making you to that. And the names of minions - holy cow.
      I prefer kids dancing on porch than dancing on the road.

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    2. Bersercules13 March 2012 at 17:10

      Your right kids dancing on the road is way worse!

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  3. Generally Disgruntled13 March 2012 at 11:49

    Singing and dancing is against the teachings of the lord, and I am appalled and confused by the inclusion of it. Seemingly, Bibleman's prayer is similar to the bat symbol. Which means the God is played by Gary Oldman?

    That montage song is the greatest song I've ever heard.

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  4. Pat Hatt13 March 2012 at 11:50

    LOL you have to like the singing and dancing, that double of yours looks like he's having sooo much fun..hahaha..that bad joker rip off is just creepy.

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  5. Outcast13 March 2012 at 11:53

    Loved the hell out of this video review buddy, it's great to see this stuff transferred from being written to video format!

    Nice haircut too buddy, great to see the beard back in full growth too!

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  6. after313 March 2012 at 12:00

    light saber battles, and a joker rip off I wonder what happens when Bibleman fights the plagiarist. Might be a conflict of interest.

    a3

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    1. Bersercules13 March 2012 at 17:21

      If anything the Plagiarist would be Biblemans ally!

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  7. Outcast13 March 2012 at 12:21

    http://www.thomasnelson.com/bibleman-costume-cape-mask.html

    Just had to share this under here buddy. You have no idea how tempted I am to order one of these right now!

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    1. Bersercules13 March 2012 at 14:40

      AWESOME!!! I need to get me that to wear!

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    2. Mark13 March 2012 at 15:36

      OH DEAR GOD I LOVE YOU YEAMIE. HAVE MY BABIES. Ahem...

      I did actually really love the costume for some weird reason.

      Fantastic line about how the show doesn't trust people to read too. I spotted you in the villain line up! It's great to see another video review as well.

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  8. R13 March 2012 at 13:03

    Greta review as usual, man!

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  9. Copyboy13 March 2012 at 13:31

    I love how he's lecturing kids with a huge yellow chestplate. So refreshingly creepy.

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    1. Bersercules13 March 2012 at 17:20

      Yeah weirdos need to be more creative in there outfits!

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  10. DEZMOND13 March 2012 at 14:25

    how much do we get paid for watching this, and do we get paid per second or minute? :)

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  11. Unknown13 March 2012 at 15:36

    OH I CAUGHT THAT NOSTALGIA CRITIC REFERENCE!!
    Take over the world? Of course. Oh you.

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    1. Bersercules13 March 2012 at 17:09

      I throw that in cause in my writen review you commented "Of Course" so I knew you would get it!

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  12. confictushome13 March 2012 at 16:01

    Oh this silly show.

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  13. Unknown13 March 2012 at 16:04

    I remember reading these and they are just as creepy as I thought they'd be. What the fuck, holy fuck,fuck,fuck, fuck. That horrible song had the same effect on me as it did you. The horrible thing is that I remember where this series went and those bugles, those horrible bulges.

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    1. Bersercules13 March 2012 at 17:11

      Oh Bibleman! The best way to sum up the show is man bulge, songs and kids! Which says a lot about the show!

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  14. G13 March 2012 at 17:01

    those kids dancing on the porch reminded me of the power rangers for some reason....cool review

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    1. Bersercules13 March 2012 at 17:12

      actually I think the power rangers could have used some dance numbers!

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  15. Chiz13 March 2012 at 17:36

    I believe this show aims to breed future serial killers... or at least shitty plot developers. Either way, there is something sinister in the works.

    Great video review! I lost it when he was going through the world's most terrifying villains.

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  16. D413 March 2012 at 20:03

    Lol.. what. Okay. So it was kinda amusing to see those clips. I mean, I know drunk I'd enjoy the hell out of that. Get all Dora the Explorer mode and start talking to the tv. Yeah. Maybe it's for intoxicated adults, not kids!

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  17. Pickleope13 March 2012 at 20:29

    Are the kids more disturbing, the odd and awkward audience shots, or Bible Man's sword play. The climactic battle is more like sibling "sword" play...not that I'd know anything about that. Or my therapist.
    And what's wrong with using Bible powers to get dressed!?! It's not like I use--uh, it's not like Bible Man uses underwear. God's job? Streamlined.
    My main question: How is Bible Man not arrested a THOUSAND times over for spending suspicious amounts of time alone with children quoting suspect Bible verses?

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  18. Thomas Duder, Author of the Things13 March 2012 at 22:30

    I say it in every Berserk Herc review of Bibleman...

    Sirrah, you are a man made of sterner stuff than I.

    My god, Bibleman...just...what should be said has already be said.

    Man, why do I feel so refreshed after this freakin' review? Gah. So many things about Bibleman I'll still never understand (light sabers, the bulges, the sidekick, the use of real names and hero names, just...everything), and I'm still of a mind that this was made by anti-Christians who wanted to make Christians look stupid.

    I mean, this could NOT be a good idea in someone's head! Seriously.

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    1. Bersercules14 March 2012 at 08:38

      I don't know, I've met some pretty crazy people in my life! I could totally see someone thinking this idea was genius!

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  19. Adam Lloyd14 March 2012 at 01:04

    I like the line "for a show that promotes a book, they really don't trust people's ability to read". Great observation.

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  20. The Angry Lurker14 March 2012 at 01:34

    Not only WTF? but WTHolyF?, brilliant review as usual that had me snort milk out of my nose (I was eating cornflakes at the time), I'm not some sort of milk junkie...

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    1. Bersercules14 March 2012 at 08:42

      Glad you enjoyed it! (I'm sure you were eating cornflakes at the time!)

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  21. Jaclyn14 March 2012 at 04:01

    When you said that you were in the audience I started cracking up so loud that my dad asked me if I was ok. hahahaha

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    1. Bersercules14 March 2012 at 08:40

      This makes me wonder how you sound when you laugh!

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  22. Jaclyn14 March 2012 at 04:02

    (I thought I put this already, so if you get it twice, I'm sorry!)

    When you said that you were in the audience, I started cracking up so hard that my dad asked if I was ok...hahahahaha

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    1. Bersercules14 March 2012 at 08:40

      My favourite messages are double messages!

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  23. Jimmy Fungus14 March 2012 at 08:57

    If I was Bibleman, I would be using that teleportation ability as much as possible...although maybe it requires a large amount of nuclear energy, which might increase his chances of getting cancer (which he should be able to get Jesus to cure him of, but still).

    Anyway, it's nice to see that Bibleman engages the Fibbler in a violent battle which apparently leads to the Fibbler being utterly and completely destroyed. Hmmm...the death penalty for the crime of coaxing small children into telling fibs and petty lies. Now, that's justice! As Jesus often said, "He who lives by the fib, dies at the hands of Bibleman's bloody, righteous light saber."

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    1. Bersercules14 March 2012 at 10:22

      I just hope Bibleman doesn't have invisibility powers or else no kids change rooms will be safe!

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  24. The Vacuum Enthusiast14 March 2012 at 14:53

    This... is so weird...

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  25. Omnislash14 March 2012 at 18:34

    Great review and post, as always!

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  26. Alucard069115 March 2012 at 02:46

    Nice review man!

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  27. Workingdan15 March 2012 at 09:14

    I see the beard is coming back! Bibleman seems like a player amongst those kids. I would keep my kids away from that guy!

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  28. Cranky and Difficult15 March 2012 at 16:29

    I think Hulk could take him.

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  29. Shutterbug15 March 2012 at 21:17

    there are some companies out there that can convert vhs videos into a digital copy... just do a Google search.

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  30. Y15 March 2012 at 22:13

    hey i dont know how i got here haha but its a pretty awesome blog =) you ar every funny haha

    i hope you visit my blog but i dont think you are going to like it haha cause is fashion ad trivial stuff haha

    http://thearmoirequest.blogspot.com/2012/03/day-15dia-15-how-to-have-fun-at-kids.html

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  31. Michael Westside16 March 2012 at 07:20

    How is there even a market for this?

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  32. DWei16 March 2012 at 11:06

    YES. MORE BIBLEMAN.

    I need to watch this when I get out of class.

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  33. Jimmy Fungus16 March 2012 at 12:07

    Hey, Bersercules... I finally wrote a response about the reward you gave me. But I'm kind of embarassed...I thought you gave me the Liebster award, but now that I double checked I see you gave me some other award. Oh well, it gave me an excuse to post a picture of Lobster Man anyway. (Yeah, it's kind of a long story.) Well, just chalk that up as the first major error of my journalistic career. Anyway here is a link to the related story:

    http://www.jimmyfungus.com/2012/03/bersercules-gives-me-lobster-award-also.html

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  34. Al Penwasser16 March 2012 at 12:27

    Good God (no pun intended)! This guy makes me want to become Jewish.

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  35. annoymouse16 March 2012 at 21:39

    There was copious amounts of facepalms throughout the video. Haha, religious fanatics are always funny but in this case, they have outdone themselves. Great beard btw :D Also, I mentioned your blog in my last post. Check it out dude!

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  36. Content Hedgehog17 March 2012 at 14:55

    Excellent. I totally need to watch this when I get done with my midterms...

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  37. Simon black18 March 2012 at 06:57

    Nice review, but this show looks so awfully funny! xD

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  38. Electric Addict18 March 2012 at 09:24

    what is this biblevision they speak of? this must be the new drugs the kids take these days :O

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  39. Sara18 March 2012 at 16:35

    Oh God (...yeah) massive FAIL at the end there fibbler, oh, and WTF at his melted cheese face!? at least I know I'm unaccountable for my own actions now due to an array of shit sin villains. Go Christianity!

    http://thewoollenmitten.blogspot.co.uk/

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  40. JDC19 March 2012 at 03:12

    Looks like they stole Magneto's color scheme.

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  41. Funny Pets23 August 2012 at 14:00

    I think the kids are singing and dancing on the porch BECAUSE they are on drugs!!

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