That's the problem with having a TV show related blog, I don't get to talk about myself enough! And I love to talk about myself!
So hear they are YeamieWaffles questions (and my answers).
Question One- Sadly you're forced into competing in a fight with famous boxing legend Mike Tyson (actually, this ain't sad, I like a challenge!) in his prime. (oh and yes I will be interrupting the questions to add comments like this... cause that's the kind of guy I am!) Before fighting him in the ring however you're allowed to pick three other bloggers who would come out individually to fight Mike before you had to (you mean to weaken him?) you know, with the intention of weakening him or beating him so you'll have an easy fight or won't have to. (okay I get it!) Who do you pick to fight Mike?
Answer One- No one. I fight my own battles. Besides I like a good fight! Sure he could devastate me, but if I can hold my ground for two punches, that's something to write home to!
(Dear Home, Mike Tyson beat the crap out of me in two punches! Ha! what a loser! He couldn't take me down in one! Punches from boxers are suppose to be like hits from a sledge hammer!)
Question Two- What super power would you pick? (the ability to control peoples minds!... oh your not done with the question yet... sorry!) The ability to read minds, to teleport to anywhere you want to three times a day, to see everything you touch turn into gold or to turn into a cockroach on a whim (that's not really a power though but still!)? (that last in brackets line was YeamieWaffles comment, not mine, I think that power is cool!)
Answer Two- Well since I don't need to go places and I wouldn't wanna turn my girlfriend into gold, I'm gonna say read minds!... Okay I admit it! I'm not picking it cause its better than the other choices. I'm picking it cause its one of the powers I'd love the most! I would love to intrude on peoples private lives and read there mind! Its the ultimate voyeur power! (I'm very voyeuristic!)
Question Three- Some record company bigwig phones you up and orders you to feature with any musician (really? He can't be that much of a bigwig if he thinks I have musical talent!) alive or dead (Dead? Like zombie music? That sounds like it would be cool!) in their next album. Which musician do you pick? (sentence not fully correct but gist gotten, answer commencing.)
Answer Three- Les Claypool (bassist and lead singer of Primus)
And the music we'd do is like the song like Delicate Tendrils, where Henry Rollins spoke words and Les Claypool played music! I think that would be the awesomest! Me talking on and on about something as Les Claypool plays the bass! (see I told you I love to talk on and on!)
Question Four- Can you draw? If so draw me however you interpret me, it's fine if you can't!
Answer Four- Yes. Sure, here.
Question Five- What would you rather be? A bar or a car? (My best friend Ryan once asked this question during "open mic" night at a bar and the confused faces made back at him were hilarious.) (again that last bit was YeamieWaffles not me!)
Answer Five- If by bar you mean a pub then a bar, if by bar you mean a metal bar (like one you can hit someone with) then a bar. (yeah I just wanted you to know I'd take either over being a car! I don't wanna get ridden! Besides having drunk girls parting in me seems cool! And who wouldn't wanna be a murder weapon?!)
Question Six- Um, could you tell us something about your past that nobody on here knows yet?
Answer Six- Yes I could.
So those are YeamieWaffles questions! And even thou Anne didn't include me in the list of people to answer her questions, I'm gonna answer them anyway! Cause I love answering questions!... about myself.
1. What celebrity would you most like to shag and why?
Though I don't think my girlfriend would like me fucking around on her, if I could shag one celebrity it would be Britney Spears. Yeah she's not that appealing anymore but I've wanted to do her since I was a teenager and I think it would be cool to be able to say, "I hit that!" next time I hear the song "...One more time".
2. In the event of a zombie attack, what politician would you be willing to use as a human shield?
Though I hate many politicians, I wouldn't use any of them as a shield. I'm not the kind of person who would do that to others. I always walk tall.
3. Rate the survivability of at least 3 fellow bloggers if they are attacked by zombies.
Well if there was a zombie attack I'm sure our armies and gun nuts everywhere would solve the problem quick, so I guess its all up to how long you can stay in doors and avoid danger while others kill zombies.
First blogger Mark. 10/10 He can stay indoors for days, he'd be safe!
Second blogger YeamieWaffles. 10/10 I think he'd be able to stay indoors as the zombies got cleaned up!
Third blogger Anne. 3/10 Lets face it, with all her drum playing she'd draw all the zombies to her house! and if she saw a cool looking zombie she'd be outside trying to take a picture of it! She wouldn't last long.
4. If you could reanimate just one dead person from history, who would it be?
Bobby Sheehan (the bassist for Blues Traveler) They're one of my favourite bands and they haven't been the same since his death. I'd want him back and hope he'd rejoin the band.
5. Would you be willing to take this person out to a pub? Why or why not?
Well he did die of a drug over dose so a pub might not be the best place for him to be and I haven't drank in two years so I wouldn't wanna go there either.
6. In the event of a nuclear holocaust, would you be willing to eat cockroaches to survive?
Yes. Hell I'd eat cockroaches to win a bet. And double Hell! I'd eat dead people if I had too! Mmm mmm soylent green!
And that's it for Anne's questions... but what the heck! Here's some questions from me for me to answer!
1) What is your name?
Caleb Wallace
2) What is your favourite colour?
Purple
3) What is your mission?
I seek the grail-- wait, no!---------------------
