I better jump right on that copyright deal! How could anyone pass that up?? LOL at the book title "So you're heading to the moon... Here's what you'll need to know." To be honest this movie looks better than some of the other movies you have done reviews for. Maybe I'm just a sucker for space movies.
Wow that would be so awful to watch. The sound would drive me up the wall. Great first words too, those can never be beat. I think they all deserve to stay out in space and moon one another on the moon. That was such a pathetic ending too, just ohhh so bad.
Liked your rendered speechless placard. "It works, come ahead" - who knows would work as excellent inspirational quote, how it is different from "Houston we have a problem".
This movie is so funny. I loved your last scene. Same moon woman costume and cat act. :)
When he landed on the moon, he almost looked like he was about to find a spot to urinate. It made me sad that I was born the day the stepped on the moon =(
If I go to space I hope they have lawn chairs in the shuttle. That rocket looks a lot different from the outside. What happened to section 3 and 4? Why jump from 2 to 5? I'd leave an LA sign on the Moon. Maybe they'll find a way there and leave the rest of us alone. They seem foolish enough to do it. Just leave the sign there and give one a telescope and tell them they aren't in LA, the signs all the way up there. There's oxygen? In a cave? On the moon? This is plot convenience taken WAY too far. Those cat women are awfully human looking. I fail to see what really makes them "cat" people. Not just genocide. Off camera genocide! That's got to be one of the worst endings for a movie ever. I really hope that this movie was in fact so bad no one wanted the copyright. It really seems like it deserved that.
I think the ending of this movie is so bad it becomes good (in a way that we can laugh at its stupidness!). LA on the Moon!! Good idea! No LA diets needed, everyone would be one-sixth the weight!
This is such an epic review man, wow this movie is horrible, the title honestly makes no bloody sense to me haha, it really doesn't. I thought Halle Berry when you posted this too.
Oh yeah and your face in that pause before he comes out with that "historic," line on the moon is so hilarious haha, I can't believe how poor a first quote that is, wow.
I think I need to report that those chairs in the space vessel were stolen from the set of the Jerry Springer Show. But, seriously folks, I think that space ship set was later used on the Muppet Show for their "Pigs in Space" segment. Ok, maybe that wasn't a very "serious" comment. Moving on. It's too bad the earth dudes murdered the entire race of cat-women at the end of the movie. The cat ladies will get their revenge though, when the earth guys bring back to earth all the std's they caught from the cat chicks...which will probably eventually wipe out the population of our entire planet. Bad karma.
Cat-Woman STD's? I don't know, those "highly" trained guys seem like the type that would wear their trusted space condoms! (never leave the planet with out them!)
"Genocide on the moon" that's going to become my new catch-phrase. They had a lot of room in that space ship and nothing seemed to be bolted down. Where did all that gravity come from? That catwomans hair is so tripped out looking, too bad she died.
They must have packed some gravity and taken it with them! I think it'll be a great catch-phrase! We could say it constantly and hope it catches on! But then again maybe aliens on the moon will hear us on Earth saying that and preemptivly attack causing "Genocide on the Earth!"
No wonder the catwomen race are doomed for extinction, they are all women!!! I wonder what happened to the catmen? I hope they weren't eaten by the catwomen considering there's no plants or animals in the moon.
I better jump right on that copyright deal! How could anyone pass that up?? LOL at the book title "So you're heading to the moon... Here's what you'll need to know." To be honest this movie looks better than some of the other movies you have done reviews for. Maybe I'm just a sucker for space movies.
ReplyDeleteWho was the catwoman extra and Miss October was hot!
ReplyDeleteThe Cat-Woman extra who appears with me is my girlfriend.
DeleteShe's a keeper for helping out!
DeleteYou're definitely right! She's quite a woman!
DeleteWow that would be so awful to watch. The sound would drive me up the wall. Great first words too, those can never be beat. I think they all deserve to stay out in space and moon one another on the moon. That was such a pathetic ending too, just ohhh so bad.
ReplyDeleteLiked your rendered speechless placard. "It works, come ahead" - who knows would work as excellent inspirational quote, how it is different from "Houston we have a problem".
ReplyDeleteThis movie is so funny. I loved your last scene. Same moon woman costume and cat act. :)
Maybe this movie led Newt Gingrich to plan his moon bases. Sadly for him theres no cat women to leave your wife for on the actual moon
ReplyDeleteCat-Woman of the Moon. Nice title.
ReplyDeleteWhen he landed on the moon, he almost looked like he was about to find a spot to urinate. It made me sad that I was born the day the stepped on the moon =(
ReplyDeleteWait.. THAT was the end? Holy f***. I think I'd rather watch Bibleman.
ReplyDeleteFunny you should say that, tune in on Thursday for another Bibleman review!
DeleteI knew it. The girl is your babes, your partner, your love!
DeleteAnd are you really reviewing Buddy as Bibleman? You should do the review as Charles.
I've never seen Charles in Charge so I wouldn't know what to do! (I've also never seen Eight is Enough!)
Deleteit can't be any worse than that horrid Halle Berry woman
ReplyDeleteWow that was another terrible movie, for real.
ReplyDeleteIf I go to space I hope they have lawn chairs in the shuttle. That rocket looks a lot different from the outside. What happened to section 3 and 4? Why jump from 2 to 5? I'd leave an LA sign on the Moon. Maybe they'll find a way there and leave the rest of us alone. They seem foolish enough to do it. Just leave the sign there and give one a telescope and tell them they aren't in LA, the signs all the way up there. There's oxygen? In a cave? On the moon? This is plot convenience taken WAY too far. Those cat women are awfully human looking. I fail to see what really makes them "cat" people. Not just genocide. Off camera genocide! That's got to be one of the worst endings for a movie ever. I really hope that this movie was in fact so bad no one wanted the copyright. It really seems like it deserved that.
ReplyDeleteI think the ending of this movie is so bad it becomes good (in a way that we can laugh at its stupidness!).
DeleteLA on the Moon!! Good idea! No LA diets needed, everyone would be one-sixth the weight!
another almost forgotten classic...now "Cat-woman mooning" would be a great movie
ReplyDeleteI'd pay big bucks to see Cat-Woman mooning!
DeleteThis is such an epic review man, wow this movie is horrible, the title honestly makes no bloody sense to me haha, it really doesn't. I thought Halle Berry when you posted this too.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah and your face in that pause before he comes out with that "historic," line on the moon is so hilarious haha, I can't believe how poor a first quote that is, wow.
ReplyDeletelol funny stuff
ReplyDeleteWell, now I must scrap another one of my half-written screenplays. Damn, and I thought Dog-Men of Mars was going to be a box office hit.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, hilarious review! Can't wait for the resurrection of Bibleman on Thursday.
Cat-Woman of the moon VS Dog-Men of Mars on Saturn!!
DeleteIt has the potential to be a movie so bad not even I'd watch it!
where do you find all these oldies? I haven't even heard of this...
ReplyDeleteI think I need to report that those chairs in the space vessel were stolen from the set of the Jerry Springer Show. But, seriously folks, I think that space ship set was later used on the Muppet Show for their "Pigs in Space" segment. Ok, maybe that wasn't a very "serious" comment. Moving on. It's too bad the earth dudes murdered the entire race of cat-women at the end of the movie. The cat ladies will get their revenge though, when the earth guys bring back to earth all the std's they caught from the cat chicks...which will probably eventually wipe out the population of our entire planet. Bad karma.
ReplyDeleteCat-Woman STD's? I don't know, those "highly" trained guys seem like the type that would wear their trusted space condoms! (never leave the planet with out them!)
Delete"Genocide on the moon" that's going to become my new catch-phrase. They had a lot of room in that space ship and nothing seemed to be bolted down. Where did all that gravity come from? That catwomans hair is so tripped out looking, too bad she died.
ReplyDeleteThey must have packed some gravity and taken it with them! I think it'll be a great catch-phrase! We could say it constantly and hope it catches on! But then again maybe aliens on the moon will hear us on Earth saying that and preemptivly attack causing "Genocide on the Earth!"
DeleteHalle Berry and Eartha Kitt on the moon...?
ReplyDelete...SOUNDS LIKE A SITCOM!!!
Really nice man, keep it up!
ReplyDeletelol black and white space was so classy, the clock wasnt even digital.
ReplyDeleteI know have your voice saying "INNNN SSSPPPPACCCEEEE" stuck in my head.
ReplyDeleteand by "know", I meant "now".
ReplyDeleteNo wonder the catwomen race are doomed for extinction, they are all women!!! I wonder what happened to the catmen? I hope they weren't eaten by the catwomen considering there's no plants or animals in the moon.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't that bad. I mean, boring yes but it certainly wasn't as bad as some of the other movies you've reviewed. :P
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine in college used to spend enormous amounts of free time re-dubbing movies in the public domain. I bet you could do it better....
ReplyDeleteYou at 2:53 = made my day