Thursday, 17 May 2012

Bibleman Defeating the Shadow of Doubt video review

Hi, I'm Bersercules the Berserk Herc! And recently I found more digital copies of the Bibleman shows, so of course I made another video review!

This is it here:


Enjoy!

50 comments:

  1. First!


    oh yeah, bringing it back. don't doubt it.

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  2. bah whats this approval bs

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    1. Don't worry, you were still first. The approval bs is there so I get to read comments before others do! I'm greed that way! (plus if anyone writes a dumb comment and then wants to delete it they can't till I see it and publish it!)

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    2. I agree with this. Blogs with approval steps kinda spoils the fun, I usually follow them and after a while I loose interest and dont remember to get back to them, maybe it is just me.
      When we have readers and commentors common across the blog, this approval thing slows down and makes it less interesting.
      If you send comments to your mailid, then even if they delete you get to see the dumb ass comment and still you play the blog god. :)

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  3. LOL at the interaction with the little girl. "Your parents argue? God has a plan for them! Your daddy hits you? It's okay, it's a part of God's plan!"

    Seriously, I could watch you discuss Bibleman all day long. Some of my favorite vids of yours.

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    1. I almost wanna make a video that disects every little think thats wrong with Bibleman... it would probably be a week long!

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  4. Wohoo! Is it sad that I'm incredibly excited to watch this?

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  5. "What's he supposed to make you doubt? Is he supposed to make kids doubt their sexuality?" That line is amazing buddy haha.

    The Shadow of Doubt stealing your shtick actually cracked me up so much, what kind of villain dances to that nonsense and assumes he's still evil? Awesome review Bersecules, Shadow of Doubt wearing the night dress and curlers is amazing.

    "He's both the verb and the noun, Shadow of Doubt."

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  6. I'm with you on the I doubt it will be good. You're up for sainthood for sitting through this garbage.

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  7. LOL at the giant ballsack. Oh well at least it's in the pants err... spandex. If I had a daughter and I saw her talking to a grown man in a purple and yellow outfit quoting the bible, I'd report him to the police for being a pedophile, unless of course this is a world where Bible Man is a well known super hero. The light sabers we're the only cool part of this show.

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    1. I'm with you on the whole calling the cops thing! Even if he is a well known super hero!

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  8. This is bordering on being so bad it's actually good...
    who am I trying to kid lol

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  9. LOL Ball bulge nice! Love these old shows some of the acting is so horrible, but that just makes it more enjoyable!!!

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  10. I'm going to do things the bibleman way too

    Please God,

    Write a good comment for me starting now:










    .....

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    1. Dear God,

      Right a good response to Adams comment for me:







      ...

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  11. I'm amazed you managed to sit through so many of these.

    But I'm confused. If Jesus is the only true superhero, where does that leave the Father and the Holy Spirit?

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    1. They're like the boy, girl and monkey on "Super Friends." Everyone KNOWS it was all about Superman, Batman, Aquaman, and-hubba hubba-Wonder Woman. Yet, they had to give the kids a shot.
      SOMEbody needed to clean the bathroom.

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    2. I can't wait for the sequel: Bibleman Beyond a Shadow of a Doubt.
      On second thought, maybe I can.

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  12. The Shadow of Doubt wins, he retreats. He loses, he retreats. You think they'd get some containment on that room before they go in for the kill.

    Anyway, hilarious video! I think I shit my pants when you were praying, but I'll check that later. Genius!

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  13. Okay, I added my comment to Banacek.
    I think Bibleman put the whammy on me.

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  14. Oh, Bible Man. What would we do without him ;) hahaha

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  15. To be honest, if I were forced to don a blue leotard, I'd thrust my crotch all around too. To be fair, I'd do that if I wore a burka. But, unlike Bibleman, I wouldn't dare hang out with that many little girls. SUPER creepy.
    Tip for those watching, please watch all the way to the end of the video, it's worth it.

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  16. I have just received the following video transmission from Bibleman: "This Bersercules (the Berserk Herc) continues to be a thorn in my side, as well as a thorn in the crown of Jesus. All soldiers in the army of God please report for duty at once." Looks like you've done it now, Bersercules. And you're just supposed to politely ignore the bulge in the Shadow of Doubt's pants. Just like people didn't notice all the phallic symbols in the old cartoon "The Point" (the story of Oblio, the boy born with a round head in the Land of Point). Or even in the soundtrack for the cartoon, with songs like "Me and My Arrow." Apparently in those days, people were either too naive or too polite to say, "Hey! Harry Nilsson is singing about his weiner in this song!!" Seems the creators of Bibleman are still stuck back in a time warp during those simpler, gentler times when people didn't notice huge bulges in the pants of super villains, and it didn't seem super creepy to befriend little girls on the playground.

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    1. Biblemans calling me out? Uh oh, I sense a battle brewing! I'll have to put the call out there to all the phallic shaped things in existence! Come join the army of the Herc! Be the thorn in Biblemans side! (or phallic shaped thing in his behind!)

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  17. Is asking if someone named Bibleman is an idiot a trick question?

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  18. Bibleman may be one of my all time favourite heroes. Even if his show is full of dancing kids and huge bulges in tights. Wait, the bulges might have something to do with why I like it. I wouldn't be surprised if Cotes was from "God's Army", it could be what they were going for. Bibleman's predisposition towards preteen girls is actually slightly against the norm when you think about it. They tend to go for preteen boys. The bad guys never use common sense just like the heroes. They don't finish the good guys off when they get the chance. That song was pretty great and if I had minions I would so make them dance in unison. It's good to be evil. As if the bulge wasn't bad enough, as if the dance wasn't bad enough, we get him in a robe and curlers...and we get told that Bibleman is a false idol. Huh. I'd like to think this show is a metaphor. They aren't saying that every negative thing is some kind of supervillain, but that with the power of God you can overcome your problems. But I really don't think they saw it like that.

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    1. Bibleman is my favourite hero to laugh at! And though Catholic's prefer boys, I think other Christian splinter groups might perfer girls. (Like all those guys who are leaders in compound towns.)

      If you get minions I wanna see you dancing with them! You'd be the ultimate villain!! Mark the Dancing Person and his minions of funk!

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  19. hahaha. so funny. so you are the sidekick for shadow of doubt?
    So in front of church do they have picture of that gal and bibleman with words "watch out for pedophiles" caption, if not, I would like to volunteer one placard.
    Lame version of superman costume in gaudy colors, and rip off of saber sword with again gaudy colors, in India, we call this kind of poor man's version of hit movies as "masala movies".
    "All fun and games till someone looses eternity" - carve it in gold, carve it in gold.
    Now, If Jesus is true superhero? then what is Bibleman? his stunt double? God, please god, save me. save me from Bibleman.

    Loved Adam's comment - too funny.

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    1. Thats a good idea for a sign!

      And you might be right, Bibleman might be Jesus' stunt double!

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  20. I d-o-u-b-t there will be any kids left without emotional trauma from the bulge! Not quite right for a kids show! The battle of the bulge wages on, damaging kids along the way!

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  21. Oh Bibleman. You could only be worse i it were constantly pre-teen boys. Pity.

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  22. Bibleman is in charge
    of our days and our nights
    Bibleman is in charge
    of our wrongs and our rights

    You had to know I was going to do that.

    I am wondering how they remove the bulge from all the men that are wearing tights in this film? You say the bulge is flopping around, but there's nothing there. It's smooth like a lady's legs after an Epilator has its way with them.

    God does not approve of this crap.

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    1. Actually the bulge is more noticable in the video tape copys that I wrote the review watching, the digital copy I found is more blurry. Its there... be afraid be very afraid!

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  23. YES MORE BIBLEMAN.

    Don't knock Coats! He's my favourite.

    Yeah that bulge is a little out of hand for a kids' show....

    Did you ever watch Wanderly Wagon? You should review it. :D

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    1. Yeah Coats is my favourite too. But that doesn't mean I like him much...

      Never heard of Wanderly Wagon if I find a copy of the show I will watch it! (I'm running out of things to review!)

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  24. I enjoyed your initial review but this video review is a great improvement when compared to the previous one.

    Oh god! Why did you let me see that bulge!!? I'm trying to look away but I still end up looking directly at it anyway. Why didn't you censor it like the last time?

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    1. Last time it was easy to censor by putting a picture on a picture. But this time I couldn't cause have no way of putting a picture on a video.

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  25. For someone called Shadow of Doubt you would've thought he would be a bit more subtle. I would think a power to invoke doubt into people would be some more of a self defeating power. Then again, go BIBLEMAN!

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    1. You're right, the Shadow of Doubts power should be more subtle! But then again this show seems to have to wreck everything! So I guess it had to wreck that too!

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  26. Yes. I'm going to bring a bazooka to a sword fight.

    And then use it like a sword.

    Looks like Coats got hit with whatever stupidity box Bibleman did.

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  27. Oh boy.

    Firstly, never ever stop doing these reviews. They are pure genius.

    Secondly, the bulge created more problems for me than it should've. Visiting in your blog always results in me spilling my coffee.

    Thirdly, this is the most horrific movie i have ever laid eyes on. Period.

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    1. Firstly, okay! Thanks!

      Secondly, if you hate that bulge never watch the movie Labyrinth!

      Thirdly, I wish I could say the same! But I've seen worse...

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  28. I must load this, then travel and watch it. I hope it's as good as the previous ones. From everyone's comments, it seems you do not dissapoint. Thanks for finding those digital copies, Bersercules. I'll be on the lookout for any VHS ones in my area. I'll ship 'em to you, once I get my hands on 'em.

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